#identitydisorder

I always forget how hot Jeff Goldblum was in Independence Day. WTF?!  

I mean…

I think it’s the combo of the curls and the glasses, tbh.  Oh, and then there’s that white tank & unbuttoned flannel look.  I mean…

And of course, whatever this sexy, little, hip-wiggle strut at the end is:

Alice Cooper on Lennon/McCartney

OKAY, @boomazeika HERE IT IS. HATE U. DAS WAR SEHR SCHWER. Don't have 10 Menschen here, so I'll just leave it like this😹

things I loved about avengers: infinity war in random order

spoilers obviously

oh god here we go

- “we have a hulk” YES BITCH THE WHOLE CINEMA SCREAMED

- “I’ll do you one better, who is gamora?” “I’ll do YOU one better, WHY is gamora?” skmandnsjabdbdbdjde oh my god

- girls don’t want boys. girls want titan-killing, long term booty-calls.

- “this is my friend, tree” “I am Groot” “I am Steve rogers” I literally could not breathe

- “bruce, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards”

- “who’s my master???????????? what am I supposed to say, Jesus?????????”

- yes, my babygirl wanda, off to destroy the evil grape

-OK but honestly let’s appreciate SHE STOPPED THANOS WHILE HE STILL HAD THE GAUNTLET AND REMOVED VISIONS STONE AT THE SAME THATS MY GIRL

- “you’ll die alone” “she’s not alone” YASSSSS THE TRIO WE DESERVE

- hulk refusing to come out god knows why

- Bruce like “what is UP hulk like seriously step the FUCK UP HULK”

- sorry I had to

- the overall humor!!!!!!!!! it was so well balanced

- “technically its your fault that I’m here” *cue the bitch face* “okay, I take that back”

- heimdall asking one last time for magic to get Thor and hulk to safety. yes.

- “WHY WAS SHE UP THERE ALL THIS TIME?” I KNOWWWWW WANDA STEP UP

- “its okay. I’m sure you did your best” DRAG HIM SWEETIE

- “I have a lot to lose. personally, I have a lot to lose” it made me so emotional someone please protect him

- rocket thinking that the captains duty was to comfort Thor made me smile so hard

- rhodey ignoring his orders and going to court Marshall because he was so shook with the people in front of him,,,,, ok but me

- “maybe a starbucks” akmabeamjebajeiendnskamsene I can’t even

- “you could never hurt me. all I feel is you. I love you” goodbyeeee my lover, goooodbyeee my friend, you have been the one (1), you have been the one for meeee

- that surprise appearance of red skull tho,,,,, oh my god I yelled so loudly

- overall I’m shook. 12/10 would never watch again because I value my emotional sanity

You know what? I would like to see a manga about the beginings of Reborn, how his career as a hitman started….I wish Akira Amano would draw something like this :,D

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casual reminder that grandmaster:

flirted with loki and let it go when loki didn’t appreciate it

made sure valkerie/brunnhilde knew that he didn’t think she was trash and corrected topaz openly for saying as much

made sure valkerie/brunnhilde got an award worthy of the work she’s done

refused to use the melting stick on loki for simply interrupting him, acknowledging it was overkill and said as much

let thor stay with hulk for reasons I don’t understand and didn’t make him fight again (yes, out of secrecy, but still)

valkerie was absolutely willing to stay on sakaar and work for grandmaster, even if it was because she was running away from her past

didn’t kill valkerie and loki outright when his most precious fighters escaped and even gave them the chance to bring him back

seriously, this guy has (in the comics at least) telepathy

regardless of what powers he has in the movie, he’s 13.7 billion years old he’s smarter and more powerful than you might think

if he does have literally any powers from the comics aside from his immortality, he can smoke pretty much anyone who’s not thanos, but doesn’t because he doesn’t really like physical confrontation (other people fighting is another thing)

aside from his fighters/slaves, his people (to me, at least) looked pretty happy? idk, cheering and roaring in the stands, parades in the street, etc. could just be me being biased.

yes, he’s a dick and has slaves and is more of a villain than anything, but what im trying to say is I don’t think he’s such the predator/rapist that y'all make him out to be. people can be fucking assholes and not be sexual predators. that’s a concept that exists.

Don’t we all?

Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster is Peak Goldblum. Maximum Goldblum. We’ve reached levels previously unheard of.