Theo: I Poisoned One Of The Drinks, But I Forgot Which One

derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?

stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?

derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.

Jekyll: Whenever I meet a problem that makes me sad or frustrated because I can't seem to fix it, I look at a photograph of all the Lodgers together.

Jasper: Aawwwww-

Jekyll: And I think; "If I can keep these dumbasses alive and out of prison, I can do absolutely anything".

Jasper: -... Oh.

Jekyll: Let's ignore the fact the Lodgers are, in fact, the cause of most of my problems.

Casually watching Netflix's live action Avatar for it's beautiful set design and then suddenly-

"IS THAT KEVIN TRAN?"

Hyde would hiss at enemies like a cat if he was given the chance.

if i had a nickle for every time slimecicle wrote a character that was a non human, neurodivergent coded, green themed character who says 'dap me up' that knows nothing about the world he lives in and has a begrudging companion that teaches him purposefully wrong information about the surface who also kind of takes advantage of his ignorance, id have two nickles, which isnt a lot, but its weird as hell that it happened twice

magic (8 ball) mike

dream sulking around leaving trails of sand behind him and hob sighing and getting the vacuum cleaner

Eileen: *bursts in* WHO ATE MY MUFFINS, I WILL FUCKING-

Jack: It was me. I’m sorry, Eileen.

Eileen: Oh no, it’s okay! You know what, I’ll go get you some more, just you wait. *rushes out the door*

Dean, Sam, and Cas: *looking terrified for their lives*

Jack: *sips apple juice calmly* You guys owe me.

this is the energy i need to see c!ranboo give wilbur when that zombie tries to slander him

Cicero HC: the man can “turn off” the crazy, if in any situation you need him to be completely deadpan he will be, his voice drops like 5 octaves. Ofc he’s pretending and will probably slip up back into his sillyness if he has to do it for too long, but it’s terrifying how normal he can seem.