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he would slay tho
*Sam as a lawyer*
Sam: Your honour, you weren't there so shut the fuck up
Chuck: okay, who broke this
Michael: Gabriel
Lucifer: Gabriel
Gabriel: Gabriel
Chuck:
Gabriel: fuck
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Gabriel: how sad
Lucifer: are you okay?
Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money
Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya
Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci
Lucifer: That's what bros do
[Later]
Gabriel:
Gabriel: wait a damn minute
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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?
Dean: let's see...
Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito
Jack: why are you like this?
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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?
Dean: wha- really?
Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk
Dean:
Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car
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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet
Jack: I've been doing this for three years
Jack: now I have more than 1000$
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Cas similing:
Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face
Sam: what the hell, why?
Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun
Dean: I'm gonna hit him
Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...
Dean:
Dean: no.
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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this
Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you
Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.
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[texting]
Dean: hi
Castiel: hello
Dean: hola
Casyiel: come eat ass
Castiel: NO
Castiel: estas***
Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE
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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic
Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?
Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Sam: no, you idiot
Gabriel: OH OH OH
Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM
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Castiel: how do you feel?
Dean: I do not
Lucifer: *is drowning*
Jack: I'd save him but who am I to play god?
Gabriel: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GOD NOW!!!!
Eileen: *bursts in* WHO ATE MY MUFFINS, I WILL FUCKING-
Jack: It was me. I’m sorry, Eileen.
Eileen: Oh no, it’s okay! You know what, I’ll go get you some more, just you wait. *rushes out the door*
Dean, Sam, and Cas: *looking terrified for their lives*
Jack: *sips apple juice calmly* You guys owe me.
Jack: Can I have another cookie?
Dean: What did Cas say?
Jack: He said no
Dean: Then why should I say yes?
Jack: because he’s not the boss of you
Dean, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap
Adam: *at 3am* If bike is short for bicycle then mike is short for micycle
Michael: wait—
Gabriel: Shhh let him speak Micycle
Gabriel: Grammar tip “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance
Sam: Do you? Do you need a hug?
Gabriel, tearing up: Yes...
Some cute stuff, because I want so
Gabriel:I want to be loved
Sam:*covers him with a blanket*
Sam:*brings candies, ice cream and a cake*
Sam:*hugs Gabriel tightly and kisses him*
Gabriel:*melts*
Sam: I'm Sam. Short for Samuel
Castiel: I'm Cas. Short for Castiel
Gabriel: I'm Gabriel. I'm just short
Dean: I'm trash
Castiel: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Dean: :D
Gabriel:
Gabriel: Sam, I'm trash.
Sam: I know bitch I can't find an effective way to get rid of you either
Gabriel:*gives Michael his phone, Adam is calling* Here, your boyfriend is calling
Michael: He is NOT my boyfriend!
Michael:*answers the phone* Hello, sunshine!
Gabriel:....
[Cas and A disheveled Gabriel meeting up with Sam and Dean for ice cream after a day at the park]
Sam:*shocked when he sees Gabriel* What happened babe?
Cas:*holding an ice cream cone,sitting on Deans lap* Instead of feeding bread to the ducks Gabriel fed them bird seeds and they all turned on him.
Sam:Turned? *wide eyes* as in..?
Cas:*pulls out his phone,shows him a video he filmed where Gabriel is standing on a bench,clutching bird seeds to his chest while all around him ducks quack angrily*
Dean:If he was standing on a bench then why does he look like the ducks walked over him?
Cas:Watch.
[In the video Gabe jumps off the bench and properly trips over his own feet,ducks attack,pecking and start stepping over him]
Sam:*hugging Gabe* my poor baby.
Dean:*laughing* Aw man that’s awesome. Send me that.
Gabe:Your boyfriend didn’t help me at all!
Cas:If I would have helped you I would have never filmed a great video.
Gabe:You threw more bird seeds at me!
Cas:*smiling* it was very funny.
Sam: So, I have to go to the eye doctor this week.
Jack: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.
Sam: Ah... yes. My vision orbs..
Jack: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules?
Sam: What?
Jack: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
@askthebunker
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Micheal: *flying*
Gabriel: *throws a rock at him*
Micheal, as he's falling: Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this!
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Micheal: *playing the harp*
Gabriel: LOL. Fucking nerd!
Michael: Why you bully me?
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Dean: If you hurt my brother, I’ll fucking kill you and-
Gabriel: Yeah Yeah Yeah, whatever boss man. I have no intention on hurting Sammy. To be honest, I’m more scared of your mom.
Dean:
Dean: no, that’s fair.
Dean: *sitting on the floor* Guys the floor is lava!
Dean: *jumps on the sofa*
Sam: *puts his feet up onto the love seat from where they were on the floor and continues reading his book*
Gabriel: * gets off the sofa and lies face up on the floor*
Dean: Gabe the floor is lava
Gabriel: I know, I welcome the sweet relief of death.
Sam: Gabe are you okay?
Gabriel: What do you think, I’m never okay life is meaningless.
Dean: Gabe get on the fucking sofa.
Gabriel: *flips onto the rug* There, I’m not on the floor.
Dean: *sighs* Fuck you Gabe.
Sam: (drunk) hey! You’re my favourite bitch
Gabriel: I… didn’t realize I was your bitch. Or that you had other bitches
Sam: your other personalities are also my bitches, but this one’s my favourite.
Gabriel: awwww…I think?
Sam: ya know, being tall has a lot of disadvantages.
Gabe: yeah right, Name one.
Sam: the cramp I get in my neck everytime I look at you.
Mary: can you pass the-
Gabriel: I’m in love with your son!
Mary: salt. Uh… which one?
Gabriel: Sam, obviously.
Mary: good, cuz they don’t talk about it, but I’m pretty sure Dean and Castiel secretly got married and never bothered to tell anyone.
Sam: It's really dark here
Gabriel: Don't worry I got this
Gabriel: *stomps heelies*
Gabriel: *slips and falls*
Gabriel: Damn it. I thought I was wearing my light up Skechers
Sam: I'm glad it's dark
Dean: I’m cold
Castiel: I told you to bring a coat! (Begrudgingly wraps Dean in his trench coat)
Sam: it’s pretty cold out
Gabriel: here (wraps self around Sam) better?
Sam: uh… we’re about to go question the witness, so…
Gabriel: shhhh… just let it happen
Jack: Hey, we’re supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us at school on Friday and I was wondering if I could borrow-
Castiel: You CANNOT take an angel blade to school
Jack: Actually I wanted to borrow an spare trench coat and maybe a tie?
Jack: … why are you crying? Is something wrong?
Dean: cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves.
Cas: you taste like cantaloupe?
Belphegor: Bitches wanna be me so bad....... Jack: .........You stole my body. Belphegor: Don't be stingy bitch
Dean: Burger My King. Charlie: Taco My Bell. Dean: Sub My Way. Charlie: Jimmy My John's. Dean: Jack In My Box. Charlie: Dunkin' My Donuts. Dean: Whiten My Castle. Charlie: ........I don't like that last one Sam: .......... Castiel: ............