Kevin Day Is Like “Please Don’t Kill Yourself We Have Exy To Play.” And It’s Worked Like 2 Times

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

It's been a rough few days on the run

neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”

The fact that we have chekov's safe word just laying around is making me so nervous. The fact we didn't see it used this book just means she is saving it for something awful down the line

i need to [remembers i promised kevin day i wouldn't kill myself] Win the championships for the trojans

Thinking about “I won’t let me be” :((

If I had a nickel for every time an unsuspecting exy coach had to cradle a broken exy player with mafia ties after they had experienced horrific repeated trauma, I would have three nickels. THREE.

i’m going insane

he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her

𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼, 𐎨 𐎦𐎤𐏂 𐎨𐏂. 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎱𐎠𐎨𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐎠𐎽 𐎠 𐎦𐎱𐎤𐎠𐏂𐎤𐎽𐏂 𐎽𐏂𐎠𐎱 𐎬𐎸𐎽𐏂 𐎡𐎤 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀, 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀 𐎣𐎨𐎥𐎥𐎨𐎢𐎸𐎫𐏂 𐎥𐎮𐎱 𐏀𐎮𐎸. 𐎠𐎫𐎼𐎠𐏀𐎽 𐎠 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎦, 𐎭𐎤𐎵𐎤𐎱 𐎠 𐎧𐎸𐎬𐎠𐎭 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦, 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎠 𐎽𐎨𐎭𐎦𐎫𐎤 𐎯𐎤𐎱𐎽𐎮𐎭 𐎨𐎭 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎥𐎠𐎬𐎨𐎫𐏀 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎪𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎼𐎮𐎱𐏂𐎧 𐎠 𐎣𐎠𐎬𐎭 𐎮𐎥𐎥 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎯𐎨𐏂𐎢𐎧 — 𐏀𐎤𐎠𐎧, 𐎽𐎮𐎸𐎭𐎣𐎽 𐎱𐎮𐎸𐎦𐎧. 𒐞𒀼𐎏𒐕𒐖 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎨 𐏂𐎠𐎫𐎪 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎤𐎭𐎣 𐎫𐎤𐎽𐎽 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎭𐎮 𐎤𐎭𐎣 𐎣𐎠𐎣𐎣𐏀 𐎯𐎱𐎮𐎡𐎫𐎤𐎬𐎽 𐎠𐎫𐎫 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐏂𐎨𐎬𐎤. 𐎨 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼 it’s 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎤𐎭𐏂𐎨𐎱𐎤𐎫𐏀 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎥𐎠𐎸𐎫𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎠𐏂 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎬𐎤𐎭𐏂𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎼𐎤𐎫𐎫 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎢𐎸𐎱𐎽𐎤 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐏂𐎧𐎤𐎽𐎤 𐎽𐎧𐎠𐎣𐎮𐎼 𐎨𐎬𐎠𐎦𐎤 𐎮𐎥 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎠 𐎦𐎮𐎣, 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎨 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎠𐎡𐎫𐎤 𐏂𐎮 𐎧𐎮𐎫𐎣 𐎠 𐎦𐎮𐎮𐎣 𐎢𐎮𐎭𐎵𐎤𐎱𐎽𐎠𐏂𐎨𐎮𐎭 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐎠𐎭𐏀𐎮𐎭𐎤 𐎫𐎨𐎪𐎤 𐎤𐎵𐎤𐎱𐏀 𐎮𐏂𐎧𐎤𐎱 𐎭𐎮𐎱𐎬𐎠𐎫 𐎧𐎸𐎬𐎠𐎭 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎢𐎠𐎭, 𐎡𐎸𐏂 𐎨 𐎣𐎮 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎪 𐎠𐎭𐏀 𐎮𐎥 𐎸𐎽 𐎽𐎧𐎮𐎸𐎫𐎣 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 𐏂𐎮 𐎯𐎸𐏂 𐎸𐎯 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎬𐎸𐎢𐎧 𐎮𐎥 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎠𐎭𐎨𐎬𐎠𐎫 𐎽𐎧𐎨𐏂. 𐎯𐎨𐏂𐏀 𐎮𐎭𐎫𐏀 𐎦𐎤𐏂𐎽 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎽𐎮 𐎬𐎠𐎭𐏀 𐎢𐎫𐎮𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐎤𐏀𐎤𐎽, 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎸𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱𐎽 𐎸𐎯 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐎽𐎨𐏍 𐎱𐎸𐎣𐎤 𐎭𐎠𐎬𐎤 𐎠𐎦𐎮. 𐎽𐎮 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤, 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤, 𐎩𐎸𐎽𐏂 𐎽𐎧𐎸𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎥𐎸𐎢𐎪 𐎸𐎯 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎵𐎤 𐎸𐎽 𐎠𐎫𐎮𐎭𐎤