If I Had A Nickel For Every Time An Unsuspecting Exy Coach Had To Cradle A Broken Exy Player With Mafia

happy “so hes a manwhore” monday

Nora in TFC: I’m going to invent a fictional drug and call it something silly like “cracker dust” so I don’t have to worry about researching real drugs or effects, and you can buy it in a silly way using crackers at a restaurant’s salad bar-

Nora in TGR: Jeremy Knox Did Cocaine And Bought Enough To Share With A Whole Party.

Neil not telling Kevin and Andrew that he flew to LA is so fucking in character for him but we also gotta remember that Wymack knew where Neil went, because Jean called him from the Thai restaurant, and apparently said nothing.

Kevin can be a queen all he wants, his dad still remains the King of Not My Business.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jeremy to Kevin: i wonder 🌸😊 what 💞Jean💕 will do after college ✨🌼 when he doesn't have to play exy anymore 💫☺️🌺✨

Kevin: this sweet summer child doesn't know our souls literally belong to a mob boss

he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her

i’d also be annoying as fuck if i fumbled 4 baddies

if i had a nickel for every dead boy named noah in a series with a book called the raven king who i was sad about i would only have two nickels but it’s MEAN that it’s happened twice

The all for the game books are wild because you spend like an entire weekend doing nothing but reading them to the point where you forget where you are and you go through everything from abuse to pet adoption from like 300 pages that costed a dollar.