Jeremy to Kevin: i wonder 🌸😊 what 💞Jean💕 will do after college ✨🌼 when he doesn't have to play exy anymore 💫☺️🌺✨
Kevin: this sweet summer child doesn't know our souls literally belong to a mob boss
happy stupid beautiful kevin saturday to those who observe
Everybody is talking about how Jean called Wymack and Rhemann his fathers, but nobody is talking about how his first reaction to that thought was to be so embarrassed at himself that he fully reached for the door handle to fling himself out of Jeremy’s car on the highway
nora confirmed that if he wanted to Neil could take down the fucking Yakuza and kill everyone he dislikes but he chooses to be a fucking jock
Nora in TFC: I’m going to invent a fictional drug and call it something silly like “cracker dust” so I don’t have to worry about researching real drugs or effects, and you can buy it in a silly way using crackers at a restaurant’s salad bar-
Nora in TGR: Jeremy Knox Did Cocaine And Bought Enough To Share With A Whole Party.
the most unbelievable things from TGR (in no particular order)
- Coach Rhemann secret husband
- Jean thought that Xavier had heart surgery because HE DIDN’T KNOW XAVIER WAS TRANS
- Jeremy apparently napped in a Museum Cafe??
- Other spots Jeremy has napped include: a locker room bench, outdoors on campus, Jean’s business class he was forced to sit through, in his car WHILE DRIVING (3-4 times??)(seriously though where HASN’T this guy napped???)
- Jean didn’t know about the Fourth of July
- JEAN DIDN’T KNOW HIS OWN BIRTHDAY????
- Neil almost got straight-up murdered during a game against Ravens FOR THE SECOND TIME
- ANDREW MINYARD QUIT SMOKING BECAUSE JEAN TOLD HIM THAT ‘NEXT TIME SOMEONE TAKES A SWING AT NEIL ANDREW AND HIS BRISKET LUNGS WOULD HAVE TO WATCH HIM DIE’
- Jean understands capitalism…in THEORY
- If you put together Jeremy, Laila and Cat’s favorite colors you get the bisexual flag
- Jean’s favorite color is brown…LIKE JEREMY’S FUCKING EYES
- Jabberwocky Moreau
I’m so glad I got on tumblr and found out that other ppl love Aaron bc when I was reading the books this is how I was imagining him constantly
If i know anything it's that Neil would probably be that one white boy who wears shorts in the middle of the freezing winter completely unaffected
I think it’s wild that Renee apparently never told the upperclassmen that she’s killed a person, but told Neil as soon as it was relevant. Like damn Andrew really is her best friend. And she’s putting in the work to help with his crush.