I Think We As A Community Don't Recognize How Funny The First Confrontation Scene In The Foxhole Court

I found this so endearing even though I know it’s because my boy was literally like too busy getting waterboarded to learn what weed is 🤦‍♀️

The all for the game books are wild because you spend like an entire weekend doing nothing but reading them to the point where you forget where you are and you go through everything from abuse to pet adoption from like 300 pages that costed a dollar.

andrew minyard will see neil josten and say "is anyone gonna put him in a little outfit" and not wait for a response

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

all for deez nuts

What’s worse, living in a cult where you’re beaten and abused every day to the point where your body is accustom to being broken and you’re isolated from the outside world and even when you get out you are forced to be tied to them forever until your debt is paid, or bisexuality??

Everybody is talking about how Jean called Wymack and Rhemann his fathers, but nobody is talking about how his first reaction to that thought was to be so embarrassed at himself that he fully reached for the door handle to fling himself out of Jeremy’s car on the highway

If there is one thing about maggie stiefvater; it’s that you knowwwwww her characters are gunna have some solid teeth

i’m going insane

It's been a rough few days on the run