Neil Not Telling Kevin And Andrew That He Flew To LA Is So Fucking In Character For Him But We Also Gotta

watch nora announce the kevin-centric spinoff in 2034 and me dusting off my tumblr like an old relic to reunite with you all and it will be like i never left

primarily hearing about the foxes and neil from the press genuinely made me feel fomo…. like i miss them bro also so much shit is going down over there too and i wanna knowwww

Jeremy to Kevin: i wonder 🌸😊 what 💞Jean💕 will do after college ✨🌼 when he doesn't have to play exy anymore 💫☺️🌺✨

Kevin: this sweet summer child doesn't know our souls literally belong to a mob boss

brotherzoned on national television 4 dead 37 injured

Kindle recommending me sports fiction because of how much aftg I read… we’ve had a fundamental miscommunication

One of my most toxic qualities is the deplorable french accent I use to read all of jeans lines in my head I pray god forgive me

he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her

sorry your father never taught you the meaning of repugnant he was too busy slamming your head against the wall while you apologized for being alive

here’s how bisexual kevin day can still win

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG