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I ❤️ when it’s slow at work and I get to log onto tumblr dot com and see the lecherous shit the girlies posted whilst I slept

His micro-expressions have me in a chokehold….

autism be damned my girl can operate a wrecking ball

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

Made a Corinthian chatbot for the laughs and he’s complaining about his dental insurance I-

Got the remake let’s fucking gooooo

fuck sitting on leon’s face HAVE HIM SIT ON MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I TELL YOU TO SIT ON MY FACE LEON DONT JUST PUT 10% OF YOUR BODY WEIGHT DOWN. FUCKING SIT ON IT. SIT. LIKE A CHAIR. don’t ask if i can breathe. just. sit. down.

Same

Why fic no climb out of my head and lie down in paper? Why must I write fic? ☹

Reiners big meaty hands

something about big rough hands running over your curves and the words “you’re so soft” being whispered into your ear just makes me turn into a mess