Bokuto: You deserve a reward for putting up with me Akaashi...
Akaashi: You're my reward Bokuto san.
Kuroo: You deserve a reward for putting up with me Tsukki~
Tsukki: Call me that one more time and I will break your spine.
Yamaguchi ominously standing in the background with a bat: No I will.
Langa: hmmmm. Hey google, what's a love hotel?
Google: A love hotel is a type of short-stay hotel found around the world operated primarily for the purpose of allowing guests privacy for sexual activities. The name originates from "Hotel Love" in Osaka, which was built in 1968 and had a rotating sign.
Langa:.... wait....
Langa: *remembers what Reki said*....?!
Later
Reki: *in his room watching jojo or something*
Langa: *slams the door open*
Reki: LANGA WHAT THE F-
Langa: DON'T YOU WHAT THE FUCK ME! WHY THE HELL DID HE TAKE YOU TO A LOVE HOTEL?!
Reki: IT WASN'T LIKE THAT-
Langa: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH!
Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?
Tony:
Tony: My name is Tony.
Zemo: "the super soldier serum is the worst and nothing good has come from it."
Bucky: "Counter argument, Steve Rogers"
Zemo:
Sydney: God, give me patience.
Keith: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Sydney: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier incorrect 7
Todoroki keeps getting portrayed as someone who’s quite aloof and detached when he’s about 5 seconds away from serious violence at any given moment
Throwback to the time when he froze the entire stadium cause he was just “upset is all”
deadass created a whole new ecosystem and a second ice age (not to mention poor, poor Sero) cause he was just UpSEt iS aLL
Also when he called the Chief of Police a “mangy mutt” and was an inch away from squaring up with him even though he just entered the room. Literally had to be restrained by Midoriya cause he was about to throw hands
but also like GODDAMN he really called the CHIEF OF POLICE a “MANGY MUTT” like the NERVE
Passive aggressively slurped soba in front of his abusive father
Slurp, slurp, bitch
“ThATs A nAStY ScAR YoU gOt ThEre”
SNARKS his teacher when he gets captured during the final exam “You think you’ve caught me? This is nothing. I could burn or freeze these restraints in an instant” like WOWOWOW way to give away that strategy Todoroki and undermine the intelligence of the person who assigns your grades
And then when Aizawa reveals the caltrops under Todoroki he goes “You’re pretending to be some kind of ninja?” DID NO ONE TELL THIS KID TO RESPECT HIS ELDERS?? WHO ALLOWED this ROASTMASTER to go unchecked for so long
Todoroki was put in the back of the class cause he would obviously throw his pencils at Aizawa when he says something Todoroki disagrees with
Even bakugou doesn’t talk back to his teachers but Todoroki clearly has no fucks left to give
Im just…shook
Todoroki would fight all of us in the UA parking lot and he’d probably win too cause he’s an overdramatic BITCH
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