Sydney: God, Give Me Patience.

The second time the universe breaks Dick Grayson’s heart.

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summary of the harry potter series

If u don’t love damian wayne unconditionally ur a pussy and a coward and i want nothing to do w u

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

"Hm," Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

"So, who's sending this invitation?"

Five: Vanya, are you alright?

Vanya, crying: Yeah it's just the onions.

Five, to the onions: What the fuck did you to Vanya.

Kakashi: Sasuke, why are you angrily sharpening your sword at 3 in the morning? Sasuke: Sakura wants me to go to therapy. Kakashi: She has a point- Sasuke: Yeah, because it's my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill. Kakashi: Follow up question. What are you planning on doing with the freshly sharpened sword? Sasuke, already at the door: I saw someone talk shit about Sakura on the internet, so I traced their location. Fill in the blanks.

[Sam, walking behind Steve and Bucky holding hands]

Sam: “OoH, lOoK aT uS, wE’rE aLl In LoVe AnD hApPy AnD nOt DeAd InSiDe.” Get fucked, both of you