Kakashi: Sasuke, why are you angrily sharpening your sword at 3 in the morning? Sasuke: Sakura wants me to go to therapy. Kakashi: She has a point- Sasuke: Yeah, because it's my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill. Kakashi: Follow up question. What are you planning on doing with the freshly sharpened sword? Sasuke, already at the door: I saw someone talk shit about Sakura on the internet, so I traced their location. Fill in the blanks.
Steve: will you vibe with each other and be homies ur whole life
Sam: bet
Bucky: bet
Steve: i now declare u bro and dude you may now hit the juul
insp.
That mission took way too long.
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
Reki: I owe you one.
Langa: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
if i actually practiced, guys
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Five: Vanya, are you alright?
Vanya, crying: Yeah it's just the onions.
Five, to the onions: What the fuck did you to Vanya.
*at an awards show* Naruto: Can I carry you on my back like Kakashi did? Sakura: I don't think Sasuke would like that. Naruto: *pouts* *Later* Naruto: *carrying Sakura on their back* Sasuke: What the hell?? Sakura: What was I supposed to do? Say no?
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