That-old-man-with-a-shield - Forever Fight As One

Sincee multiverse is now canon AA! Steve coming and just decking MCU Steve is now a very (un)likely possibility

AA!Steve won’t ever deck anyone. He’d make MCU Steve sit through a 55-slide PowerPoint presentation explaining why he needs to get his shit together and ask Tony out already (he faked his death obviously, this is now canon because I said so).

616!Steve is going to chew into MCU Steve for abandoning his duty to protect the world by going off to play house in the past. His slight head shake, as his eyes dig directly into the other man’s soul, makes MCU Steve feel appropriately guilty.

Ults Steve will just be like, “If you aren’t tapping that ass, then move over, because I sure as hell am gonna 🗡.”

Earth 3490 Steve just gives MCU Steve a look of pure disgust for squandering away so many chances. He personally carries a very confused, but flattered, MCU Tony bridal style to bed and tucks him in, muttering angrily (and without a sense of irony) about stubborn blonds with huge sticks up their butts.

1872 Steve basically waves his pistol at everyone and says, “I’ve only had this Stark for a day and a half. If anything happens to him, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

EMH Steve is just terrified af when he sees MCU Tony because “He is smaller than my Tony, I didn’t think that was possible. What the hell Rogers, why haven’t you been covering his six all this while?!?!”

Meanwhile MCU Steve’s like, “You guys don’t understand. I’ve been trying to ask him out for six years but he’s thicker than a bed of rocks. He thinks my gestures are threats and hasn’t stopped being a cantankerous idiot for two seconds to realise I’ve been asking him to dinner almost every weekend since we met on Nick Fury’s helicarrier!”

touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

Steve Rogers waking up in the 21st century and having his first ever Christmas with central heating & the money to partake in Actual Christmas Traditions and so just going absolutely fucking BUCKWILD with the gingerbread-men-making/ Christmas decorating/ gift giving and Tony+ the rest of the Avengers walk back into the tower to find the thermostat is at Tropical Levels as Steve cooks his 79th batch of christmas cookies with a look of Mania in his eyes and tinsel wrapped around his entire body

I’m SCREAMING

happy esposeaster! @chrisevanzs

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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

why villainize steve rogers for bad writing when you could villainize marvel studios instead