That-old-man-with-a-shield - Forever Fight As One

Someone: *insults Vanya in front of her*

Vanya: *whispers to Allison* Should I care?

Someone: *insults Vanys in front of Five*

Five: Bitch, you better run.

steve and bucky everyone else

Steve: Bucky...

Bucky: Oh no, 'Bucky' in b-flat.

Bucky: You're disappointed.

Sheridan: How can you choose a Moroi over the Alchemists?

Sydney: Unlike the Alchemists, Adrian fucks me in a way I can really enjoy.

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

nonverbal memes

add + to reverse who does the action

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention  [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine  [ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket  [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.  [ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning  [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair  [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair  [ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine  [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room  [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer  [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger  [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying  [ eat ]  for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine  [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance  [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine  [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap  [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring  [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually  [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support  [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm  [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand  [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did  [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine  [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap  [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down  [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away  [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare  [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation  [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury  [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine  [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger  [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine  [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

stephen may have died for tony but would he eat tony’s ass

Steve Rogers waking up in the 21st century and having his first ever Christmas with central heating & the money to partake in Actual Christmas Traditions and so just going absolutely fucking BUCKWILD with the gingerbread-men-making/ Christmas decorating/ gift giving and Tony+ the rest of the Avengers walk back into the tower to find the thermostat is at Tropical Levels as Steve cooks his 79th batch of christmas cookies with a look of Mania in his eyes and tinsel wrapped around his entire body