I Woke Up And My Brain Chose Kahoot

Ah, Thai food, my beloved.

How I could not live without your peanuts and hints of citrus. How my cheeks swell, and my lips redden, and oh this is an allergic reaction. Well, I’m still eating it. I’ll get more next week and see how it goes.

Stabbing my teeth though my gums is such an appealing thought, but I know it’s horrible in practice. Still the urge is there

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

The only head cannon that is ever needed.

What's your favorite head canon?

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Making up to rain and a soft thunderstorm is superior to all other methods

if tumblr does end up going down just know that if you were my mutual you can always call on me for aid in battle and i will never refuse to draw my blade for you

YEEEESSSS! Love it

atla mer au where all the nations are diff 'fish'

Fire Nation as reef sharks, Air Nomads as flying fish, Water Tribe(s) as seals, and Earth Kingdom as catfish (?)

rlly iffy on the catfish part </3

probs wont draw it digitally but pushing that lil idea out there cuz its mer may

if u have better 'fish' ideas for the different nations defo tell me, think thatd be silly

Here, have an extra noodle

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