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Sunset from my porch
-June 18, 2023
Me when my ocsss (shadow is a friends oc ^^)
Do you ever have your eye sockets just open and then feel the air go through them? Yes…No? Ok then
My con? Fuzzuled
my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
Ah, Thai food, my beloved.
How I could not live without your peanuts and hints of citrus. How my cheeks swell, and my lips redden, and oh this is an allergic reaction. Well, I’m still eating it. I’ll get more next week and see how it goes.
WARRIOR CATS
It is soooo close
why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
@queewp
Soooooo C:
What if what if they met
YEEEESSSS! Love it
atla mer au where all the nations are diff 'fish'
Fire Nation as reef sharks, Air Nomads as flying fish, Water Tribe(s) as seals, and Earth Kingdom as catfish (?)
rlly iffy on the catfish part </3
probs wont draw it digitally but pushing that lil idea out there cuz its mer may
if u have better 'fish' ideas for the different nations defo tell me, think thatd be silly
The ramen noodle says hi 👋
Reblog if you also think Toph shouldn’t have been a cop.
I want to see how “unpopular” this opinion really is outside cop-worshipping Reddit.
King K. Rool x Donkey Kong: The New Empire
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong must team up with their nemesis King K. Rool to stop the evil Skar Lanky who intends to take over DK Island and the world
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
I feel like every ship on tumblr is cannon or lgbtq
What we dying from mutuals?
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
I’ll take it
For the Mertles!
Merturtles belong to @queewp
Little Subjects belongs to @allyheart707
Never to late to get a backup
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak