I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
bored poll time!
feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here
The ramen noodle says hi 👋
Sunset from my porch
-June 18, 2023
This is just my family
There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".
And then they get married.
Hey hey hey hey
@queewp and @betterthanthc we should do this
my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
who needs to actually write their story when I can just make more background characters and figure out all the family drama that has, can, and will happen for my characters
Ooo garlic bread. Looks delicious :D
RB to give mutuals a little kiss and some garlic bread
I’ll take it