thebookanaconda
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I'm trying to find a story I might have read on Tumblr that goes like this:
A knight makes a deal with an ragged, eldritch looking "king" that sits on atop a throne somewhere and when he fulfills his end of the deal, to take the "king's" place, he realizes that he was the king all along and now has to make that same deal with his younger self.
Please link it if you know where to find it
Reblogging for more visibility
Please help me find this snippet I came across a few years ago:
A young knight finds an eldritch being sitting on a throne in a palace in ruins
He makes a deal with it
Several years later, he goes back to it to pay the price
The price turns out to be that he should take its place, or something like that. But he doesn't know that because it's cryptically phrased
Then he turns into an eldritch being and he feels tired to his bones
It turns out that he was the being all along and now he is somehow stuck in a time loop
The story ends with him making a deal with his younger self
Please help me find this snippet I came across a few years ago:
A young knight finds an eldritch being sitting on a throne in a palace in ruins
He makes a deal with it
Several years later, he goes back to it to pay the price
The price turns out to be that he should take its place, or something like that. But he doesn't know that because it's cryptically phrased
Then he turns into an eldritch being and he feels tired to his bones
It turns out that he was the being all along and now he is somehow stuck in a time loop
The story ends with him making a deal with his younger self
Can someone please write this fanfic? (Edward falls in love with him, obviously. )
idk if yall ever read svsss but if u did… yeah
anyway, stephanie meyer’s number 1 hater gets isekaied into twilight as jacob black and decides to make sure bella and edward get together. if u guys read svsss…. u know what happens
episode 1
now a series. tagged jbsss or jacob blacks self saving system
Some days are so beautiful and melancholy that you feel your heart bleeding out as the light inevitably fades from them, stopping as night falls and waiting to be reawakened by the arrival of another day some incalculable amount of time away in the unknowable future that will bring back this nameless feeling that is now crystallized in your memories.
Everything I've Ever Written (on Tumblr)
(under construction as of May 2024)
I have been writing online since 2016. As a result, I have quite the few short stories listed below! They're all from different parts in my writing journey and I hope you enjoy.
If you'd like to read what I currently put out, please consider supporting me on Patreon (X)
Cinderella Doesn't Believe in Fairy Tales
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
Part 4 / Part 5 /Part 6
Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9
Destiny Universe
You Are the Demon King
The Hero and Hope (part 1) (part 2)
Being Villagers
Heroes and Villains
Therapist for Villains
Juniper and Discus
Self Destruct Villain (flash fiction)
Dandelion (A Villain Story)
You Help Kill Heroes
You are the Shark Hero
Mist into a Tempest
The Civilian and the Reluctant Hero
No Heroes Here
The Spoiler (humor, flash fiction)
You are Legacy
Hero in Title
Dark Lord's Former Coworker
One Minute
The Fae:
You Become Powerful
Your Friend Takes Your Name
Larkin and Yvette
Debt Must Be Repaid (humor flash fiction)
Going to the Hill
The Fae are Free
When They Don't Know (submitted to elsewhereuniversity)
The Chosen One
The Chosen One's Parents
Fate and Mercy and Dead Girls
Amulet to Save Her
Hero's Apprentice (Flash fiction)
The Aftermath of the Chosen One
Wizards Stole My Brother
You are the Chosen One's Knight
The Chosen One is a History Major
You are the Most Powerful Magic User
Time Restarts and She Remembers
Better the Witch than the Kid
Witches
It Was in a Name
The Good Witch of Hawthorne
Berthe the Green Witch
Cursed Mold (flash fiction)
Love isn't Enough
I Can't Believe it's not Proper Adjudication
Devil Deals
The Devil You Know
The Ritual
They Summoned Her on Halloween (flash fiction)
Fairytale Retellings
Ariel and Ursula (age appropriate)
The Gods
Zeus' Son
Faith in Technology
Sci-Fi
Six Red Bulls and Persistence
The Sound of Silence
Emmaline and the Apartment
Humans are Vengeful
Humans Know War (that's why we have diplomacy)
Criminals Forced to Live on as AI (flash fiction)
Misc Fantasy
Wind-Speaker
Wind-Speaker and Her Wife
You Will Become
The Sirens and Leona (flash fiction)
Eldritch Princess (flash fiction)
Princess Maria and the Dragon
Princess Maria is Kidnapped
Immortals are Afraid of Change
Fiona the Dragon
A Violently Won War
Meta Stories
An Abstract Concept
Narrative Town
Narrative Town: Uncle Ralph
Princess Phaedra Breaks
You are a Horror Movie Villain
Ghost Stories
Malevolent Spirits
Your House is Haunted by an Anime Pillow
Don't Open the Door
Grandma's House
Who Is? (flash fiction)
A Face (flash fiction)
Misc.
You Choose Your Fate in Hell
Time Paradox (flash fiction)
You are an Assassin
Multiple Dimension Serial Killer (flash fiction)
An Exercise in Mary Sue
She Comes Back from the Hospital (tw eating disorder)
Roses and Evil (mental health flash fiction)
Big Brother
A Conversation About Anger
Punching Depression
Two Sides (flash fiction)
Immortal Serial Killer in Prison
Theater Romance (flash fiction)
The Lady and the Knight (flash fiction)
Different (flash fiction)
HOW TO SUPER BOOP?!!!
Please help me win the boop war
Let the Boop Wars begin!!!!
Please recommend me a fanfic with this story. I need it more than I need oxygen
you know what would have been funny? i was busy thinking of some Imperial! Anidala AUs and there's one which just crossed my mind.
Imagine Padmé joins Vader on Mustafar, Vader beats Obi, and kills Sidious to take over. Vader tries to deepen his connection to the Dark Side as he and Padmé rule over the galaxy. Vader tries to portray himself as this evil, fearsome autocrat but is way too popular: he doesn't create the Death Star because neither he nor Padmé likes it, he abolishes slavery because duh, literally all of the clones (they don't get replaced) love him, he's still seen as the war hero, he's very handsome, and Padmé's presence + coregency mellows him out a lot. Padmé and his children are also there, and his love for them is wayyyyyy too much that he isn't nearly as evil and dark as he should be
Eventually, Vader comes to Padmé crying about how his connection to the Dark Side is weakening because of how much he loves her and the children and how he can't fuel his inner darkness anymore. He isn't really a Sith anymore and eventually Padmé convinces him to just let it go, renounce his darkness, and let the love flow through him so now he's just emperor anakin, former jedi and failed sith
emperor vader: suffering from success
Guess what I saw on reddit today!!!
"This town is heaven sent, but better when I'm face down under you"
- City of Angels, Demi Lovato
Request to all fanfic authors to write a song-based/-inspired fic.
Use your otp, your favorite trope, whatever you feel like; I've been obsessed with this song even since I heard it
Or the sun. That's even better
Ed Recovery and Periods!!
I need help to try and figure out if the irregularities in my periods are because of my ed or not.
I also want to recover regardless of whether or not my periods are affected my the disorder.
I have to talk to someone who knows about at least one of these things since I cannot stand to even consider the humiliating experiences of making my parents take me to the doctor and all the 'told you so's'.
Thank you very much for reading through this
call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine
HELP
Do you also feel like you always make a complete fool of yourself causing everyone who knows you to hate you or are you normal?
Aaaand here's why I love tumblr
anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach
very suspicious how I will say “why can’t they be friends” but ONLY when it’s a straight ship.
very suspicious how a large sum of people will say “why can’t they be friends” but ONLY when it’s a queer ship.
I need recommendations
Worst types of country songs:
Alcoholism rules
God bless the USA
Truck
Diet christian music
Love a small town blue eyed girl
Best types of country songs:
Just a specific ass situation
I hate this damn job
Woman kills those who've wronged her
Alcoholism sucks
I have been asking this for ages and I won't stop asking this until I get my answer.
Why does @kawaii-foodie tag user maximoff in pictures of desserts?
What does Wanda Maximoff have to do with sweets?
More like, open a closet
hey man it’s very cisgender in here. Can someone open a window or something
The bookworminine urge to fake your death and and run away with the vampire librarian of your dreams.
*sigh*
Not like other girls vibes
She looks animated.
How can someone be so perfect? Asfdskghgsh
Halle Bailey as Neytiri from Avatar