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Don't reblog. Take a screenshot and upload it but tag your OTPs.

I'm the guy hiding behind the bush or whatever it's supposed to be.

Tag yourself

And it's also the best, because it hasn't been discovered by the mass and ruined.

There are no shitty, out-of-character fanfictions of it that you can't help but read but will completely erase the true essence of the character from your mind.

And the book can be your little secret, your precious gem that you don't have to share with anyone but very few people whom you're not likely to meet

One of the worst feelings has to be when you finish an amazing book and have no one to talk to about it

Relatability level:- new high score unlocked

And my dad and granny too

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What do Gravity Falls and The Asylum series by Madeleine Roux have in common?

The protagonist (s) cleans up messes made by Grunkle over the summer (s)

I hate it when all these snippet writers post an amazingly good snippet, but there is nothing at all with that same trope available on the internet.

Why did you get me obsessed with something if you aren't going to give me more of it?

If he loved me, then why would he give me this life?! Like, I was fine when I was non-sentient, dude, leave me the hell alone!

I do. Everytime I'm told to go to a bar and forced to go out, I remember that the person I will call my favorite person in the world in five years might be the next person to be dm me after looking at my post and stay at home

The person you will call your favorite person in the world five years from now might not even be in your life yet. Think about that every time you walk into a bar, every time you’re forced to go out when you don’t want to, and every time you have to let someone who doesn’t deserve you walk out of your life.

half of my time spent in public spaces consists of me wondering if i’m acting normal enough

Cant let them find my tumblr account.

I am sorry for any time I have been this mutual...

Short Prompt #866

"Let me get this straight..." the villain said, slowly raising a hand to point at their nemesis.

The hero, however, interrupted them before they could continue speaking. "No, get this gay."

Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.

Person A: The world doesn't revolve around you, idiot!

Person B: I know, but yours does. *wink*

“I’m going to tell you a secret: You don’t have to believe every thought that pops into your head.”

— B. Dave Walters

tumblr tuesday: today, we celebrate every woman...

…whatever powers she may possess (@fionacreates):

…who feels things just as she should (@papaartistakabettyrose):

…whether she be the rescuer or the rescued (@vetyr):

…whatever journey she may be on (@jeniferprince):

…however many underestimate her (@refrigerator-art​):

…however she comes to be herself (@thetranspositivitycafe​):

…with or without a cape (@asknicorobean​):

…whether she be a goddess of the waning moon (@painted-maypole​):

…or a goddess of the waning year (@samticore​):

…who cares for her family, whatever shape that takes (@druidart​):

…who dreams (@strijkdesign​):

Have a good, safe International Women’s Day. You deserve it all.

An earlier version of this post included an additional illustration. After we were informed the art was misgendered, we removed it. We sincerely apologize to the artist and entire community for our error. Thank you for calling this to our attention.

“They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit.”

— Ugo Eze

~ specific villainous vibes that no one asked me for but I’m in a mood: a playlist ~

Paradis perdus by Christine and the Queens

Carmen by Lana del Ray

Devil’s side by Foxes

Horror of our love by Ludo

No Time To Die by Billie Eilish

Monsters by Ruelle

Leave Out All The Rest by Linkin Park

Hardest of Hearts by Florence and the Machine

Poison and Wine by The Civil Wars

Jezebel by Iron and Wine

Starring Role by Marina and the Diamonds

Imagine your otp

You help your vampire friend put on makeup because she can’t see can’t see herself in the mirror.

"And now it's time to pay the price..."

An archaeologist stumbles into a forgotten ruin. After reading the gliphs on the wall, a bright light fills the room. A voice says “I was beginning to wonder if your kind had forgotten the safe word! Time to refresh and relax” and instantly the world begins to get better.