I LOVE SPELLS AND I LOVE TO FUCK
GOTTA SLEEPING CAP ON AND IM IN MY TRUCK
WORK ALL DAY JUST EARNING CENTS
CROSS ME AGAIN AND YOULL GET BENTS
“WIZARD’S RAP!”
Ranking of rankings:
Ordered lists
Individual ratings on a plain numeric scale (e.g., 7 out of 10)
Letter grades
Letter grades with extra tiers above A represented by increasing repetitions of the letter “S”
Individual ratings on a gimmicky numeric scale (e.g., three stinky cheese wheels out of five)
Binary pass/fail categorisation
Adjectives
imagine how clean you could get in the shower if you were a skeleton
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Alright who shit my pants
I wonder what its thoughts on gay people are
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somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.