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which is more culturally significant the renaissance or youtube shows created by 12-17 year olds playing with children’s toys.

worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.

the curse of thinking of a Minecraft parody every time I hear certain songs will never go away

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

we got another good news roundup!

the fight is still on! don’t give up!

I! *flips table* LOVE! *kicks wall* VIDEO GAMES! *chugs carton of orange juice* THAT! *throws lamp* EXPERIMENT! *sets couch on fire* WITH! *dumps whole bag of jelly beans into mouth* DIFFERENT! *stabs knife into coffee table* STYLES! *does backflip* OF! *gently moves potted plant* GAMEPLAY! *knocks over bookshelf* TO! *rips stuffing out of pillow* TELL! *topples trash can* THEIR! *breaks window* STORIES!!!! *explodes*

Me on tumblr.

RAGGHH LALALOOPSY AND LPS FOREVER

genuinely I don’t care how old you are and as a society grown ups and older teens also liking toys and dolls and stuff should be normal :] tuoys…,,,, doulls….

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig

:C

I’m so fucking sick of AI

Nintendo for years: our niche in the video game and console market has been lower power systems marketed at kids! These systems are usually less expensive than our competitors as a result.

Nintendo now: the switch 2 is the same cost as a PS5

"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

Why is Smart Shuffle even an option? If I wanted to listen to songs that aren't on my playlist I'd listen to songs that aren't on my playlist. Who gave you the right to come into my nice, organized, perfectly curated playlists and fill it with random crap?

me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre:

If you see me randomly start smiling out of nowhere, know it's not because I have a crush on whatever; it's because I'm thinking about The Characters

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

one week knowing the character VS 7 months being possessed by The Character thoughts (# 1 character fan)

COMISSION ME NOW 🫵🫵

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I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT