batbrothers
god i love toxic yaoi
toxic yaoi (cherik)
toxic yaoi (scogan)
healthy toxic yaoi (poolverine)
healthy yuri (yukionic)
this is canon
Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.
Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?
Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO
Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother
Cole x THE GOBLIN 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 reblog if you agree
oh dick grayson the man that you are
lowkey need a trio like this
Apollo, Hephaestus and Hermes kids being a trio
Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf and Luke Castellan
Michael Yew, Jake Mason and Travis Stoll
Will Solace, Nyssa Barrera and Connor Stoll
alternatively; Will Solace, Leo Valdez and Cecil Markowitz Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf and Chris Rodriguez(even tho he got claimed after lee got offed)
i have many different friendgroup ideas
oh the beauty of being a multishipper and not having to go through some insane discourse about "why x ship is better than y"
He’s a very professional Catholic Priest
i like to think jason uses his scars for his friends/family advantages and not even in a cool guy way, just in a lame way to get the other robins and vigilantes to think twice about their actions
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dicks kid: what happened to your face uncle jayjay
jason: i didn’t eat my vegetables
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Bruce: i need Damian to start listening to me, he’s getting to age of rebellion
Jason: i got you
[later]
Bruce: did you seriously tell Damian I fed you to killer croc when you were little and that’s why you ended up with your scars?
Jason: is he listening?
Bruce:
Jason: your welcome
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this could work with all the batfamily members actually
[when Duke was first starting to be signal]
Nightwing: oh don’t even get me started about the one i have on my upper bicep because i didn’t follow orders and got ran over by the riddler
Signal: ???
Red Robin: oh and i lost my spleen because i decided to fight assassins by myself
Nightwing: Tim what
Red Robin: !
Tim Drake: broke something inside me many years ago, and it feels like I just keep shattering there's ice in my blood and fire in my throat and electricity all down my skin Sebastian Ives, barely awake: First of all, that's cryptic, second of all, fucking go to sleep Why the fuck are you awake at 5 am