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What if Marvin had cat eyes? I couldn’t possibly imagine it myself. If only I could see a picture somehow of Marvin the Magnificent the Magician with cat eyes... 👀

The funny “Gay Sex” Sanders Sides posts never fail to make me laugh

Y'all sure like Sander's Sides huh?

If I learned anything from this chart, it's that A) Prinxiety is still the most popular ship, and B) People love shipping Logan with the others.

Also if this was used as a building block for a fanfic, it would be a mess 😂

best [character] ship masterpost

Best Logan Ship

Best Patton Ship

Best Virgil Ship

Best Roman Ship

Best Janus Ship

Best Remus Ship

Best Emile Ship

Best C!Thomas Ship

Best Remy Ship

GO VOTE 🗳️

So, you know how Virgil can, like, ‘duck out?’ Like basically, he can turn himself off and Thomas no longer feels anxious to the point of aloofness?

Do you think Janus can do that?

Imagine Thomas goes through something and the others are like “dude, wtf, what's going on?” and Thomas is like “No, I can’t tell you guys” and Janus is like “no, that's fine. Man, I’m so tired, I think I’m just gonna take five, let me know when he tells you guys.”

I just wanna draw my community blorbos as the autism creatures

Hey, guys, did you know it's march?

I remember reading this book, it was so good!

Your daily dose of cat memes

And if they don’t, that's also okay! I’m sure whatever Mark makes will be great!

Markiplier making a movie gives me joy

B/c last year after space when he said "I'll probably not make something to this scale again" (paraphrase) ngl worried me b/c for some reason I thought he wouldn't make something so beautiful like In Space again

But he's making a movie and we can all rejoice!

Let's hope the egos show up in said movie hehe!!

Holy shit, The mind electric by Chonny Jash makes my Sander Sides hyperfixation hit DIFFERENT-

Especially if you look at the heart segment as Patton and Janus, The mind section as Logan and Virgil, and the soul segment as Roman and Remus.

To further my point, here are some actual lyrics from the song ((with notes by me)):

The Heart segment:

But as complacency settles, anxieties will rise

And part this Soul as Jekyll parted Hyde

Now I’m but half of a hollow man’s lies:

The love, the hate, the еmotional side

((LIKE BROO???? Janus and Patton talking about doing nothing will just make Virgil be anxious and talking about how Thomas has them seperated))

“I know I’m weak. I know that I’m vile

But sometimes that is needed to survive.”

That’s what I’ll say to rationalize

“I’m needed if we’re to stay alive.”

((Janus trying to convince himself he is needed))

And yet, here I lie with black, sunken eyes

My Mind’s consigned our sighs to a leaden void

The Soul remains tempered. I remain plied

Condemned ‘til we are both all but destroyed

((Patton sad that Logan and Virgil are convinced that emotion is not needed, convinced that this will do more bad than good.))

But I know that one plus one can’t equal two

If happiness is both our truths

Our total sum must equal one if we’re to find that golden hue

((Basically like ‘Hey, guys! We need to be apart of this whether you like it or not!’ Also trying to convince the others that happiness is the ultimate goal.))

See how The Mind tricks The Soul

Into being something sickly, dead and cold

As you feel it start to tire and fester so, so slowly

Up until the point where it will finally die

Just in time to see what could have been

((Talking about Virgil and Logan trying to convince Roman and Remus to be on their side?? Also talking about how this is a bad idea because they could pass opportunities. God, I need an animatic and I need it now-))

Do what you want, you automaton freak

No, I can no longer bring myself to care

This hollowed out vessel’s beginning to creak

So take control, let’s see how you fare

((Janus being sassy before the Parts change? Iconic.))

The mind segment:

Resident Heart is feeble and frail

A scourge to purge; due diligence is all

Silent, sad outbursts, inaudible wails

Dictate he never does as he’s told

((Logan and Virgil talking about Patton? Mad he’s doing his job and has emotion, talk about projection.)

Fathers of fathers, brothers of sons

Deterred from being what they know they can

All because Heart refuses to run

This creature hardly resembles a man

((Once again, these boys trash-talking Patton, but now also bringing the ‘sons’ into this (R&R)))

My logic is the absolute

His pity parties simply harm these chances at an apt repute:

Esteemed regard in place of mockery

((Logan talking about the others and how he needs to be listened to more))

I’m sure it seems from his point of view

That I’m a simple, cynical machine

But is it so hard to see the whole truth?

I merely seek a Soul that’s pristine

((Virgil talking about Janus and how he only wants the best for Thomas))

See how The Heart plays profound

(See how he lies.)

But the depth is insincere

A pathetic, thin veneer

All the pain, regret and fear still resound

((Just more L and V talking shit, but more specifically critiquing on how Patton and Janus both think they know best when they don’t))

Though I seem harsh in all my assessments

We each seek a life lived in the light

Yet, there lies our Heart, engulfed in resentment

Stubborn, pale akaryocyte

((Logan being like ‘yeah, I was a little harsh, but I’m not gonna fucking apologize because something needs to be done.’ Also equated ‘having emotions’ as having a ‘virus’ because that's what akaryocyte means))

The soul segment:

Call me The Soul or call me my name

Oh, label me whatever you would like

Call me your host or call me insane

If that will help you stay in line

((Basically an introduction, but also why I put Remus as the soul because he would be like ‘Yeah, I’m insane, sure, but it works, doesn’t it?’))

Fathers of fathers, I know that I’m vile

Let’s see how long it takes to murder me

Neither is wrong, yet neither is right

Condemn him to the infirmary

((Remus basically knowing his job is to be terrible and telling Patton “hey, I’m the exact opposite of you. And if you hate it so much, kill me.” While Roman is like “both sides have points, but I don’t know who to choose”))

I. Am. Me.

((You can’t tell me this isn’t all of them shouting this at the same time. They a frustrated bunch.))

See how the brain plays around

And it splits what once was whole down into three

And you fall inside a hole, inside a

Someone help me

Understand what’s going on behind my eyes

Doctor, I can’t tell if I’m not me

((The creativity twins both mad at Logan and Virgil for digging deeper into the psyche, trying to make sense of things.))

See how they fight all day

The other half won’t hear what’s had to say

It’s just the game they play here in this labyrinth maze

((Do I... Do I need to over-analyze this line? I feel like this one does the job for me))

Tridential regicide

I won’t hesitate to kill my Heart and Mind

I will abdicate these deviants sat inside

I’ll take you down in tandem when this rope is tied

((Basically both of them saying ‘this fighting is gonna kill me and, in turn, us.))

And this was a lot longer than I intended. And there are parts I didn’t even get to! Please listen! God, it's so good.

So fucking based

(also just found out they had a ship name, that's amazing)

I'm back on my Remus Sanders and Wilford Warfstache should could and are best friends obsession again

“Bury your feelings” implies he murdered Patton, and I feel the sad feeling thinking about that

GET IT LIKE BURY YOUR FEELINGS???

...I'll leave

How I imagine a shit-talking session between Roman and Janus would go (an incorrect quote:)

Janus: (whisper) Her mom is f-ing her uncle

Roman: No way!

Janus: Even sent her pic of his dick, she showed me.

Virgil: She has it and showed it to you??

Roman: Thats gross, Jan. You can't unsee that.

Remus: Of all the dudes in the world, she fucked her brother?

...

Janus: God, No. Remus, Don’t be sick. The Dad’s brother. Not the moms.

Dark Side Squad + Roman HCs because I want them all to be friends

After having enough of Patton and Logan’s shit, the dark side squad decides to “adopt” Roman because he deserves better.

Through this, Janus and Virgil mend their broken relationship and become friends again for Roman and Remus since Remus wants them to be friends too.

Roman was more than happy to join because he gets to be with Remus and Virgil and gets to start over as friends with Janus.

Janus is the mom friend in this group. Everyone thinks it’s Virgil but Virgil has the sleep schedule of a walnut and his diet consists of doritos and gatorade.

The twins cause chaos almost every day. Remus enables Roman or often comes up with weird shit to experiment with. Roman loves causing chaos with Remus and it often brings them closer.

Sometimes Virgil joins them to watch the chaos unfold. It’s rare that he’ll join in. He’s fine with standing on the side, holding the big ass first aid kit they keep for the twins. Though secretly Virgil worries for the twins’ safety. Like, no Remus, you can’t switch heads with Roman and for the love of god doN’T EAT THAT-

Janus finds the chaos amusing but often has to step in when it gets too messy or noisy. He can’t be too mad at the twins. He’d rather see them happy.

Patton and Logan think Remus is a horrible influence on Roman. Roman changed up his outfit to something dark and scary to match his brother. Remus may or may not have convinced Roman to say a swear word or two.

Self care days! lots of them. Janus knows they all need it. Especially Roman. Janus plans every self care day ahead of time and makes sure there’s an activity for everyone. Spa day for Roman. Snack making and eating for Remus (with supervision). Nap time for Virgil. Reading time and tea for Janus.

Sleep overs! They have lots of those in the living room since Roman and Virgil often have nightmares and Remus’ thoughts won’t let him sleep. Janus is happy to keep them all company.

Sometimes, either after sleepovers or during nap time, Janus will find Roman cuddled up with Virgil and Remus in a small pile. Janus totally does not have a few blackmail pictures.

On Friday nights, Roman and Janus have drinks while they shit talk everyone else and gossip. Occasionally, Virgil and Remus will join.

Mom friend Janus also does most of the cooking, Virgil occasionally coming in to help. Janus knows everyone’s preferences and portions. Large portion for Remus and something with odd textures and flavors. Medium portions for Roman and something savory with an easy to digest texture. Small portion and something spicy for Virgil. Janus especially helps Roman when he has a hard time eating or has forgotten to eat.

The twins still have sibling fights and arguments but they don’t stay mad at each other for too long. Janus or Virgil usually help them make up.

Ever since Roman joined the squad, Remus and Janus and Virgil have all been very protective of Roman.

No! Let's not imagine!

The sanders sides season finale is just going to be gay sex

The world is not ready for my blog

Happy valentines day! I like looking at what you’re interested in even though I know next to nothing about it ❤️

Happy Valentine's day, @touyubesposts & @phoenixrocks . Seeing your names in my notes always makes me smile

Markiplier egos: The Canon and Uncanon

I have come to a horrible realization that you can tell which Sides/Egos are canon for the other series I like, but not for this one! So, of course, I’m gonna fix this. (Also I’m doing this based of characters that do and don’t appear in the ‘with Markiplier’ series canon)

(For the mark section, C - Canon, N - Not Canon, P - Possibly Canon)

The obviously canon

Darkiplier (Also Damien)

Wilford (Also William b. Barnum)

Mark (The actor)

The Jims (all of them, but I’m going to count the four iterations of Jim we see for simplicity's sake)

Yancy

Captain Magnum

Illinois

Stan Wheeler

Heehoo

Murdock (I considered putting him in the “that's just mark” category)

The door monster

Canon?

Bingiplier (plus mini bing)

Googleplier (all four iterations)

Bim Trimmer

King of the squirrels

Dr. Iplier

Ed Edgar

Septiplier (I know)

Silver shepherd

The host (also the author)

That's just Mark

Heist Mark (c)

Head Engineer Mark(c)

Date Mark(c)

Drowned man Mark(n)

E-boy Mark(n)

Noir Mark (c)

The pornipliers (all six of them) (c)

Markbop (p)

Organization Head Mark (c)

Head soldier Mark (c)

Camp counselor Mark (c)

Bomb diffuser Mark (c)

Resident enis Mark (n)

FNAF the Musical Mark (n)

Cool patrol Mark (n)

Old man Mark (c)

Not canon

Harold B. Darrensworth

Eric Derekson

Derek Derekson

Randall Vorhees

Santaplier

Bonesaw

Chef iplier

Yandereplier

Dr. Plier (different from Dr. Iplier)

Dave Torres

Annus

The MerMer

Stan the water man (?)

The God of night

FNAF AR announcer

The necromancer

The centaur

Bill

Elder Jerimiah

Brian

If we add up all of these egos, we get 46 egos in canon, 72 egos in total... Tell me if I missed any (or if there are some that shouldn’t be counted) and I’ll add them to (or remove them from) the list!

Love of my life?

May I interest you in some sanders? Buy one get one free

Patton Sanders

WeeWoo

I feel like if one of Thomas’s dark sides said the phrase “did you miss me?” all of the Jacksepticeye and Markiplier girlies would loose their shit

Interesting take, but hear me out:

Wilford would say the most fucked up shit in he most casual way, which others would be disturbed by. Also he would constantly be twisting peoples words (unintentionally) to say kinda messed up shit. This gives Remus two choices.

1. He is my rival

2. He is my new partner in crime

Take this as you will

people always say wilford and remus would be buddies but i personally think remus would despise wilford bc he thrives on reactions to his intrusive nonsense and wilford isn't phased by anything

🤷

@phoenixrocks & @touyubesposts either explain the likes or imma assume/pretend I'm dating both of you :)

MY NERDY YOUTUBE BLOG

Hey, hi, hello! My name is Devon, I go by He/Him pronouns and I like Youtubers! (All YouTubers. All of them.)

This blog is mostly for a very specific group of people that my brain has hyper-fixated on for a very specific reason. That being:

MARKIPLIER

JACKSEPTICEYE

THOMAS SANDERS

(Possible) Temporary Obsessions

RanbooLive

Escape the Night (Mostly Matpat and Rose’s character ❤️)

Dad Feels

And that reason is:

EGOS/SIDES!

Patton, Chase, Wiford, Remy, Robbie, Eric, I love em all! Right now I just post ideas and silly concepts, but I may also show art and stories and that kind of stuff. (I don’t think my art is that good, but who knows! Someone might like it)

MY DOS AND DON’TS

DO

Ask me about literally anything fandom-wise! It can be about just one of them, it can be about the collective, it can be about how I think they’d interact, it can be anything!

Ask me (pretty much) anything personally! I’d rather no nsfw comments, but besides that ask away!

Tell me about headcanons or story ideas! I love these characters and (almost) any interpretation is a good one!

Request something for me to write/draw! I can’t promise I’ll do it or that it will come out the way you want, but I might! (If I don’t, I’ll probably tell you and give you a reason why)

DON’T

DNI if you are: A racist, a homophobe, a Nazi, a TERF, a sexist, or an anti to the following people above. The last one I’m a bit leaniant on, but all the ones before that DO NOT.

I allow constructive criticism, but not all criticism. Don’t have anything nice to say? Don’t say it!

I hate that I have to say this knowing some weirdos out there, but please... No romantic or sexual RemRom... Just no.

And that's all! I hope you enjoy my blog and have a great day!

@phoenixrocks & @touyubesposts either explain the likes or imma assume/pretend I'm dating both of you :)

Meet my new internet Boyfriend, guys!

@phoenixrocks wanna join the poly?

@phoenixrocks & @touyubesposts either explain the likes or imma assume/pretend I'm dating both of you :)

I feel like if one of Thomas’s dark sides said the phrase “did you miss me?” all of the Jacksepticeye and Markiplier girlies would loose their shit

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!