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This is so valid

Random out of the blue headcanon that Captain Magnum is afraid of heights. I don’t know why, it’s just a gut feeling :/c

The AI is like one of those girls that can’t stop talking about their boyfriend whenever they’re mentioned 😂

“Hi”

“My boyfriend says hi sometimes-”

I talked to Virgil on one of those AI things and oh my god that dude has it bad for princey 😂

Janus: I’ve decided I’m just gonna start gaslighting you

Patton: You're gonna start gaslighting me?

Janus: that's not what I said.

Reblogging to keep it in my calendar

When is the sansmaeda wedding

sansmaeda wedding ft. wedding commentator cecil will be held here on fingers in his ass sunday february 5th, 2023.

be there or be square

Fuck yeah

WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?

Here's the bracket—

Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost (wip) with links to every poll.

Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.

As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.

What would be the emergency?! Bail?

Normally I post Aphmau content here but I just want to say that the Genie from Puppet history is probably friends with Remus from Sanders side

Like um excuse me

I thought the husband just didn’t like any of her jokes 🥲

Dad crew

I love them so much ❤️❤️❤️

This is perfectly okay if you don’t want to do this, but can I have a dad crew?

Stan Waterman, Chase Brody, and Patton Sanders

Thanks for reading ❤️

You got it! 💕

Damn. That's a little much for the skeleton war, don’t you think?

He got scared straight out of Warfstache

A drunk Warfstache contemplating about his life would be a cool short!

HOLY FUCK I DID IT!!!

I miss the voices of unreason series ❤️

Oh God. Who’s side does Patton take?! He loves both of his boys!

what if we all collectively hallucinate a new sander sides ep and talk about it

You had to be taught that?

‘respect ur elders’ why cause they’re old? I can outrun them, outsmart them, outmaneuver them. 

Okay, but we all have to collectively agree on it. Hear me out on some starters: It's about implicit bias, Janus gets motivation for a redemption arc, and Patton says fuck. Anyone else?

what if we all collectively hallucinate a new sander sides ep and talk about it

If this helps anyone, here's the way I think of it:

It goes who killed Markiplier, wilford motherlovin warfstache, Damien, Markiplier tv, a heist with Markiplier, a date with Markiplier

Because iswm constantly hops between different times, it has existed at all of these moments in history at once. That's why D!Mark asks us on a second date, that's why we visit Yancy in prison and find out he tried out for parole, and that's why we seemingly hop from place to place even before we get to any of those points. All because of the warp crystal.

It's also why Dark talks to us in ahwm, because he can now teleport to wherever he wants at any time he wants. Sorry if this was long but I hope it helped <3

I guess what i find so frustrating is that the markiplier cinematic universe feels like the fnaf lore and it could be easily explained that the reason that it doesn’t matter where ahwm,adwm, and iswm is because none of this is real because the house is putting you into this purgatory of stories to leave you to rot into eternity but thats not canon just some shit i made up

Like none of this makes sense and thats the point of it from a STORY point but from a storyline perspective its confusing as hell

Only difference is that fnaf is supported to be in chronological order and the Mcu is supposed to not have a timeline

You see my dilemma

Cursed thought: The “I got the titties, she got the ass” trend on tiktok but it's Wilford and Remus

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW DEEPLY AND DESPERATELY I WANT A PATTON RENDITION OF SUGAR CLOUD BECAUSE THE IDEA OF PATTON RANTING TO THE SIDES ABOUT LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SURROUNDINGS FOR WHAT THEY ARE BEFORE GETTING INTO EMOTION BAGGAGE VIA SONG FEELS SO ON BRAND FOR PATTON AND SANDER SIDES AS A SERIES AND I WANT IT!!!!

GIVE ME A PATTON SCENE WHERE HE RUFFLES HIS HAIR AND MOVES HIS CARTIGAIN FROM HIS SHOULDERS TO HIS WAIST! GIVE ME A SCENE WHERE THEY ALL GOOFILY DANCE TOGETHER WITH NO SHAME!! GIVE ME A SOULFUL PATTON SOLO BECAUSE PATTON DESERVES IT!!!

RIDE THE CYCLONE AU?? YEAH

Janus - Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg

I mean, come on. She sang an entire song shitting on people she’s known her entire life, even throwing her best friend under the bus. Why? Self preservation. I rest my case.

Patton - Constance Blackwood

I feel like this is obvious but Constance is a loyal, kind girl who feels emotions deeply. Patton is the same way. Also, who else would have a song called “Sugar Cloud”?

Logan - Mischa Bachinsky

HEAR ME OUT. Who destroyed Roman in a rap battle? Logan. Who doesn’t show much emotion besides rage and passion (for Crofters)? Logan. WHO PUTS UP A FRONT TO NOT BE EMOTIONALLY HURT? PROBABLY LOGAN. Let him be a Ukrainian bad boy.

Roman - Noel Gruber

The most romantic boy in town… duh. Also, poem writing? The desire for a dramatic life? Gay? It’s all coming together.

Remus - Ricky Potts

Sexy cat orgy in outer space.

Virgil - Jane Doe

They both don’t fit in and tend to scare the people around them, even if they don’t mean to. Also, one could argue Virgil’s lack of concrete identity after leaving the dark sides could fit Jane Doe’s identity. ALSO ALSO, Virgil would want to be Jane Doe.

Here's some good news for Christmas ❤️

Tons more at the source!

I miss the voices of unreason series ❤️

FROM SOBODY ELSE?!???!

More Ego Lore????

My boys

this has absolutely just….killed me- 😂

WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE ARTICLES?!?!?!

I’m sick, but watching Jack’s charity stream is making me feel better :)

Jse community~

Preferred name: Devon

Preferred pronouns: He/Him (but I also don’t mind They/Them)

When did you start watching JSE? I believe around 2015-2016? It was before he got the green hair and Mark got the pink.

Why did you start watching JSE? I really liked his content and I vibed with his energy. Everyone always said he was too loud and I related to that in a way. Now we've both (kinda) settled down and I still enjoy watching his content.

What's your favourite things about the channel? I mean... I’d be lying if I didn’t say his ego content because I am knees-deep into that stuff right now and I’m only sinking deeper. I just love the way he tells a story ❤️ (and of course I’ll still watch his gaming stuff)

Do you have a fave ego? Anti, he’s so cool and scary and I fuck with it (also have a theory with him and Chase, but for another time.) If not Anti, then JJ because I like how goofy he is and he brings a good energy.

What type of community member are you? (lurker/artist/theorist/editor/shitposter/author etc) I’m a mix between lurker, theorist, shitposter, and author. I’m a mixed breed. I’m the mutt of the jse community.

What else do you enjoy? For those who know my account, this comes off as no surprise. But I also really like Mark’s ‘with markipler’ series as well as ‘Sanders Sides.’ One of these days I’m gonna make my fandoms kiss (not actually, but you know.)

Are you open to nice messages and new friends? Of course! If you wanna talk about JSE theories, discuss the other interests I have, or just wanna talk about your day, my dms are always open!

I have more shit!!

Headcanons

Remus and Roman fight. A lot. But not about anything serious (usually,) but things like the best pop-tart flavor or could they what if imaginary scenarios. It gets heated in the funny way. When this happens, the other sides say ‘the girls are fighting.’

Logan is the only person to own multiple, metal, labeled rulers

When Patton gets very invested in a person and is convinced they could do no wrong, their glasses are tinted pink.

Au ideas

Roman switches place with Roman and confuses the fuck out of everyone. Yep, I spelt Roman twice. Somehow, SS!Roman and RwR!Roman switch universes which confuses the fuck out of everyone. Yungblood is very aware that something is wrong while Virgil (at first) thinks Roman is playing some sort if weird trick on him. While RwR! Roman is trying to come to terms with being stuck in a universe where six different people look exactly like him and is unsure of how real he is, SS!Roman is going on an epic adventure, hopefully on how to get back to his world (yungblood regrets wanting him to sing)

I’m going to call this one “the hollow au.” Long story short, Thomas no longer has access to his sides or vice versa. A group of Thomas’s friends come over to find him in a weird, dazed state. Like autopilot but... Worse. Like he’s not entirely there. His friends go around the house to try and find something to inspire him or get him back to his old self. One of the friends go into the front yard and find this crystal. When they pick it up, they reveal Patton sitting in the grass hold in his knees and hiding his face. The person gets Patton’s attention, Patton rushes to check on Thomas, yadda yadda yadda, bit of expedition later and now these group of friends have to find the different parts of Thomas and basically put him back together. That's all

If you want more of these, lmk. If you want some more explanations on the au because you wanna write it, also lmk and I’d be happy to help!

Sorry for only posting about the Sanders recently, but here's some more shit that has been rattling in my brain:

Headcannons

When Patton gets mad, he stomps on the ground like a rabbit. This has given him the nickname ‘Thumper’ by Roman and ‘Stomper’ by Janus.

Janus can't smell, at least not normally. Janus has licked a flower before.

Remus doesn’t actually like the taste of anything he eats, but he powers through it because he knows Thomas doesn't either.

Virgil can sometimes be tricked into thinking he has purple eyeshadow, which will in turn make him embarrassed and give him purple eyeshadow.

Roman has one of those mirrors that's covered in sticky notes telling him how great he is. Most of them were written by him, but some we're written by Patton. One was written by Virgil.

Logan has a mysterious hole in his wall that he covers with a Star Trek poster. How that hole got there is unknown.

Au ideas

Virgil, but he’s based on fight instead of flight. He’s punk instead of emo, he’s got red on him instead of purple, he’s definitely more willing to throw hands, and the flirting with social anxiety video goes WAY DIFFERENT (Going up and talking to him? No problem. Not insulting him? That's the new issue.)

Normal Sander Sides, but everyone tolerates each other a little more. Virgil realizes Janus is annoying, but also the main reason why people lie is fear. Patton, after every severe disagreement, makes each of the sides something to eat because he just wants them to know they're loved despite the disagreement. Remus will throw earbuds at Patton when he’s about to say something SUPER heinous. Logan and Janus have conversations over books. Roman will, periodically, write a note apologizing to some of the sides if need be. Sometimes all of the dark sides bother Thomas at once because it's funny. They still fight and argue over things, but the only real issue between them is Roman being mad at Remus because he keeps eating bathroom supplies, which wouldn’t be a problem if THEY WEREN’T MY BATHROOM SUPPLIES YOU DICK

If I come up with anymore, I’ll let you know

I did this for altr 5914 and this is what I got

Well, it's really unfortunate that the time lord is named Cameron

So I made a discovery. 114209 can also be used as a hex code AND LOOK WHAT COLOR IT CREATES

FUCKING DARK GREEN.

Roman would be a gemeni /j

I decided to make an updated list of all Sanders Sides and major series premier dates/tss main/recurring characters birthdays! Since whenever I search it, the one with the bad spelling always comes up lol (And I’m grateful to them 😊)

Please share & save for future reference!

Why does he look SO OFFENDED??? What did she SAY to you, Mr. Sanders?

I COVER THE FIRST THREE SO WELL

Help I just got a new Tumblr and I need to follow people from the following fandoms and topics:

-Markiplier

-JSE

-Thomas Sanders

- Sonic the Hedgehog

-The legend of Zelda

- Splatoon

- Supernatural

- Loki

- Spiderman

- Procreate Tips

- Vampires

- Aesthetic Stim Boards

- ANYTHING LGBTQ RELATED

-Cute and Funny videos / memes

If u rt like or comment I'll drop a follow :3 please help me find people.

Antisepticeye had the heather duke transformation