*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*
Ares:So? Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Athena:I did... I broke it.
Ares:No. No you didn't. Hermes?
Hermes:Don't look at me. Look at Artemis.
Artemis:What? I didn't break it.
Hermes: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Artemis: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!
Hermes: Suspicious.
Artemis:No it's not!
Dionysus: If it matters... Probably not...Apollo was the last one to use it.
Apollo: Liar I don't even drink that crap!
Dionysus:Oh really? What were you doing by the Coffee cart earlier?
Apollo:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Dionysus!
Athena:Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Ares.
Ares:No! Who broke it?
Dionysus:Ares? Artemis has been awfully quiet.
Artemis:Really?
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ares being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand earlier, so I punched it.
Ares:I predict ten minutes from now they will be at each other's throats with warpaint and a pig head on a stick.
Ares:
Ares: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Xenk: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Edgin!
Edgin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
I am obsessed with this show and decided to draw my favorite character. Edwin Payne, they could never make me hate you.
"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x
listen i love that crystal meth and trauma boy have their relationship and all but i’ve been looking at the way trauma boy looks at rizz tism and it seems mighty unlikely that it’s in a heterosexual way
Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down
decidedly unfriendly reminder that fanfiction is written by real people with real feelings for free in their free time. it's a labour of love and something to cherish. if you come across a fic that you don't enjoy, that's totally fine, but it is your due diligence as a fellow fan and decent human being to click away. leaving mean comments, absurd rating systems or harassing writers in their inbox while hiding behind an anonymous icon is not an acceptable manner to behave in any fandom and online space ever. it's disgustingly entitled, wildly disrespectful and only serves to discourage people from sharing their writing in a community that is meant to be fun and supportive. the next time you read something you don't enjoy, stop reading it and move on with your day. read something you like and leave kudos and a nice comment there instead. have some common sense and don't be a fucking asshole. it's not that fucking difficult.
Hades: Goodnight moon.
Hades: Goodnight tree.
Hades: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Dionysus: On a scale from "Damn Daniel" to "Fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Apollo: In between "It's an avocado thanks" and "How did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer probably "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you Hermes?
Hermes: Probably "Road work ahead".
Artemis: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
a weird person He/They https://archiveofourown.org/users/Dysfunctional_Deity(Profile picrew by @Crowesn)
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