I Keep Searching Up The Ship "Barty/Lucius" Only To Be Reminded That That Ship Doesn't Exist And I'm

Who broke it?

*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*

Ares:So? Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Athena:I did... I broke it.

Ares:No. No you didn't. Hermes?

Hermes:Don't look at me. Look at Artemis.

Artemis:What? I didn't break it.

Hermes: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Artemis: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!

Hermes: Suspicious.

Artemis:No it's not!

Dionysus: If it matters... Probably not...Apollo was the last one to use it.

Apollo: Liar I don't even drink that crap!

Dionysus:Oh really? What were you doing by the Coffee cart earlier?

Apollo:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Dionysus!

Athena:Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Ares.

Ares:No! Who broke it?

Dionysus:Ares? Artemis has been awfully quiet.

Artemis:Really?

*Everyone starts arguing*

Ares being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand earlier, so I punched it.

Ares:I predict ten minutes from now they will be at each other's throats with warpaint and a pig head on a stick.

Ares:

Ares: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

This stupid prophet (and the musical in general) has been living in my head rent free. So of course I had to draw him. His design was inspired by a plethora of other artists who drew him.

Hades sees dead people

Hades: Goodnight moon.

Hades: Goodnight tree.

Hades: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

If we don't get a second season, I'll cry

Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!

"One day I will get over them I swear"

*Looks at the 200+ open ao3 tabs*

Xenk: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Edgin!

Edgin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

As someone who works with social history for a living, I feel like I’m the aggressive opposite of an anti-vaxxer

I fucking LOVE vaccines, friends. Give me the science stab. I’m so ready. it’s a beautiful day to not die of a Bajillion and one diseases that carried off like half the population before they had even reached age 10, and a significant portion before they made it to old age, 150 years ago

I go to the old cemetery. I see the vast numbers of infant and child and young adult graves. And then I go to my doctor and get injected with Potion of Fuck That Noise. This is beautiful and miraculous and I do not remotely understand how some people can reject it – not just for themselves, but for their children

OH NO

When it's October and you're in the marauders fandom....

✨ I can't do this anymore ✨