Had A Thought, Croco Is A Big Man So He Has Big Sneezes Right? SO IMAGINE

*Long Dramatic Sigh*

Well, it's time.

You guys have probably noticed me stopping posting.

I'm afraid it's because....

I HAVE FALLEN OUT THE FANDOM!!

Oh woe is me. I'm sorry my loyal (yet few) followers. But it's just that way 😔

Anyway, yeah. New hyperfixation

The Amazing Digital Circus ✨

Because AWOOGA That chess piece looking a little TOO fine.......

:)

YOU! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BLIND IF YOU THINK I'M NOT KISSING THIS BABYGIRL!!

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

What if when the crew gets angry or upset and frustrated they just .....

Beat the shit outta Luffy?

Hear me out!

He's rubber right? And he's the most annoying so if the crew is stressed he just, like, Goes up to them and says "you can hit me if you want" because if it don't hurt him he wouldn't mind.

And one day law just sees the crew just kicking the shit outta Luffy then they say thanks and walk off and Law is just like

What the actual FUCK did I get myself into ?

Give me a One Piece duo that this doesn't apply to

Go on I'll wait

Um excuse me it might what?

Law: I'm afraid your friend (Zoro) is dead, he suffered from two heart attacks.

Luffy: What!? I thought people only had one heart?

Law: no I mean he had them back to back.

Luffy: HE HAD TWO BACKS!?

Nami: Alright Zoro!! Go left and I'll meet you there!! I gotta get Luffy!!

Zoro: Alright! *proceeds to turn around and go back*

Nami: ...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Zoro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU SAID TO GO THIS WAY?

Nami: I SAID GO LEFT!!

Zoro: THE SUBTITLES AREN'T WORKING NAMI!!

Nami: NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE DYSLEXIC!!

*ANGRY FIGHTING NOISES*

Luffy: *proceeds to drown*

(I dunno what this is......)

What other people see: Awe man Zoro and Sanji are fighting again, good thing Nami is there to stop them!

What I see: DAMNIT NAMI LET THE ZOSAN KISS HAPPEN

Luffy