Undiagnosed Me: I Have Some Of The Weirdest Friends Man

(SPOILERS)

Just thinking that Luffy is rubber yeh? Well, does that mean when he got scorched by Akainu he gave off the burnt Rubber smell?

I don't know why but it's hilarious to me 😂

Sanji: if I say I love you, will you say it back?

Nami: yes

Sanji: I love you 🥰

Nami: It back

Sanji:.....

Nami:......

Nami: that'll be 10,000 berries

Give me a One Piece duo that this doesn't apply to

Go on I'll wait

Um excuse me it might what?

Hehe

Guys.... Has it.... Has it ever rained in a One Piece episode??

Like..... Bruh

How do I not remember a single raining scene.

And I mean real rain btw

Look, I know Luffy is the quirky MC and he's "supposed" to be younger than most of his crew but

but like

Why he so small?

He's literally the shortest in the crew (second to da Chop) Oda did him dirty 😔

27 points, not bad 😎👍

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

Law: I'm afraid your friend (Zoro) is dead, he suffered from two heart attacks.

Luffy: What!? I thought people only had one heart?

Law: no I mean he had them back to back.

Luffy: HE HAD TWO BACKS!?