One Piece Where Everything Is Exactly The Same Except Luffy's Eyes Turn Into Gear Five Color When He's

Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

Reasons to learn Japanese

It's always good to be bilingual

Knowing a different language can give you confidence

You can go to Japan and speak to people without being so nervous

You can read Lawlu and Zosan yaoi

You can show off infront of your friends

You have alternative languages to write for top secret stuff! (gay porn)

And of course the most important, you can understand anime!

I like to think that after Luffy's gear 5 transformation his hair is now super duper soft! It causes a heated argument between Zoro and Sanji about if it was always that soft.

Zoro: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SOFT SHIT COOK ARE YOU STUPID?

Sanji: DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID YOU LOST MARIMO! HAS YOUR DIRECTION GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IT'S EFFECTED YOUR MEMORIES??

Nami: why the fuck do you guys know 💀

✨✨Pre Time skip Sanji's Waist✨✨

That's it. that's the post. 👍

*Stawhats walk into a small village*

*everyone runs away*

Chopper: why are they running away?

Nami: it's because we're pira-

Luffy: They are all afraid of my autistic swag

Nami: .....

Usopp: .....

Zoro: .....

Sanji: .....

Franky: .....

Robin: .....

Brook: .....

Jimbei: .....

Chopper: makes sense

When the ASL brothers fight they still sleep together because they can't sleep alone but they put little pillow walls in between eachother.

Had a thought, Croco is a big man so he has big sneezes right? SO IMAGINE

The crocodile fight but when they are battling Croco sneezes and his sand head explodes. It takes a second for him to reassemble it and Luffy is just giggling like a mad man for the rest of the fight.

(SPOILERS)

So! If Sabo has that nasty scar on his face, it's safe to assume he has terrible vision in that eye right? NOW image him smiling at Luffy and he tried to pat his head but misses entirely, trips over, falls on his face and then just sits there like he's a stone figure and suddenly bursts into tears.

The crew are just mortified by the sight of this and Luffy is just pissing himself laughing

(SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS I'M BEGING YOU)

I wonder if Luffy would be a good slingshot.....

Sabo stareing at Luffy and Ace realising his hair and eyes are different from them

Sabo: *GASPS* IM ADOPTED!?

Luffy: But Sabo were al-

Ace: no no, let's see how long it takes him to realise.

(P.S it took 3 days)