Pest And Poob Are My Two Favs So I've Been Posting A Lot About Them, I Like Them Together In A Close

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Aroace headcanons for 007n7 because despite also shipping him with other characters I do not take it seriously at all and also this man seems like he'd accidentally pull bitches without realizing it (it's the single dad aura) and also I'm projecting

-Fully aware what the concept of romance is and has gaslit himself into thinking he had fallen in love at some point. He hadn't.

-Is okay with close contact touches like hugs, holding hands, hell even kissing on the cheek, forehead and even anywhere else that IS NOT his lips. He just recoils at the showcasing of two people making out and cannot process why people do it much less like it.

-On the subtopic of touch, after being forsaken 007n7 is undeniably touch-starved but at the same time extremely touch sensitive, a sudden pat on the back or someone laying a hand on his shoulder without warning will cause him to react so heavily to it, recoiling from the person or outright jumping in the air as if he had been jumpscared. After the initial shock 007n7 feels guilty and starved from the removal of the contact but can't bring himself to ask it again thinking it's selfish and also how he scared the person giving it too. Most of the survivors caught on eventually and I imagine they go Infront of him to not scare him and ask first if he would let them touch him, which he immediately says yes too.

-Pre-forsaken 007n7 would watch rom-coms and see couples frolicking in the parks and feel nothing. Deep inside he feels as if he's missing out on the feeling of love and coming to realize he never actually felt any butterflies towards anyone he'd ever met, at this point he's likely already loosing the spark he had with hacking, then c00lkid comes into his life and never had he before felt so much love and joy of being a father more than when he did love hacking.

🦋- anon

Aroace spec umbrella gang ayyyy

Gaslighting oneself into thinking one fell in love and feeling nothing while watching romance media is too real I fear. Though it comes and goes for me.

grunts STOP USING THE WORD NARCISSISTIC TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE NEGATIVELY WHEN WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN IS SELF-ABSORBED. MY TELEKINESIS EXPLODES YOUR LAMP AND THROWS A TABLE ACROSS THE ROOM. FUCK

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I love how the fandom portrays Elliot being a crashout/at his limit even though I think he’s canonically a stressed out but chill guy. Idk where it started maybe cuz he works a minimum wage-type job, maybe it’s cuz of 007n7

Although I think it’s cuz trying to play Elliot actually takes years off your life.

-🍄‍🟫 anon (idk if this is a hc)

Oh. Definitely. I played Elliot for awhile as I started out and it. was not fun. Anyways, yeah, he's probably only stressed out occasionally due to his lacking amount of pizzas. I don't see him fussing much at 007n7, just probably staring at the guy like he took off 4 years of his lifespan just by existing near him. ok nvm that sounded a little harsher than i expected.

the selfship community has to get more comfortable with the fact that women, lesbians, sapphics and feminine-presenting/aligned people exist in this community and i'm really tired of people pretending like i'm crazy for stating this, actually. like we in this community are way too comfortable throwing women & sapphics under the bus whenever something doesn't go our way, like rants about people not properly tagging female reader x readers immediately devolving into aggressive misogyny just because it's easier to do that than to criticize something people are doing that makes you uncomfortable. it's also easy to ignore posts like these because they make you uncomfortable. stop pretending like women and sapphics are responsible for your oppression.

do not tag this as "discourse" lmao tag it as "tw misogyny" or "tw lesbiphobia". this isn't discourse, i'm talking about something that actually affects my life and existence in a community i'm supposed to feel safe in, not some small internet discourse. i'm not discourse. this isn't discourse. stop trivializing my existence.

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those guys…

Crack hc:

Chance can use anything flippable to get a 50/50, it’s just that a coin is most convenient

Water bottle?

Yep

His hat?

Yep

A backflip?

Yep

Even a whole fucking table, he could flip a table and it gives him a 50/50

It’s not the coin, it’s literally just him.

-Panon🍳

That man gambles with EVERYTHING!!/silly