Nobody Asked Me My Headcanons On Bill's Weird Alien Shape Gender But That's Only Because You Didn't Know

TELL ME IM WRONG, I DARE YOU

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Thrax Headcanon

WARNINGS⚠️: Thrax is freaky, mentioned blood, suggestiveness.

Thrax likes every part of you. Most importantly, he likes your blood. If you get some sort of cut or injury, he’ll hold you and lick the damn wound like the freak he is.

He is just the weirdest guy. Sexy weird, but still weird nonetheless. But it’s fine, you creep on each other mutually. He just… freaky. He likes your blood a lot with no particular reason. Is it in his nature as a virus? Maybe. Or maybe something’s just off with the wires in his brain. He loves you anyhow, and that’s the point.

day 11: Transmogrify

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My first time participating in something like this. Quite proud of how it turned out

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields