Alright, Bowser x Reader (Jack Black, of course)
Tiny Bowser is just a teeny little man and Reader, who is friends with Mario and Luigi, doesn’t really get the whole “Committed various war crimes” part. She treats Bowser like a pet, in a way. Like, she’s aware that he’s a sentient being, but he’s just so little.
Anyways, something happens and the mushroom wears off and instead of going for Peach, he goes for the one person that treated him like someone other than an evil overlord. Reader.
Cue Beauty and The Beast speedrun where Reader realizes that he’s still her little man
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
can’t believe i haven’t seen menorah joint even once yet, y’all are slacking
like to charge reblog to cast
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Me🫱🫲my earbuds
𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟
i am absolutely begging now. mahmoud is so close to his goal. literally so fucking close. i dont know this man personally but ive been following his updates for months and months. please, just, if you see this, please stop to reblog it. i need people to see it. please.
As a trans person from the UK, when you're talking about how bad our country is when it comes to transphobia can you like lay off on insulting us as people too? Like yeah I get that it's a joke that's used a lot and usually I'm fine with that
But the people hurt by our anti trans laws and stuff rn is us. We know it's shitty, we have to live here and deal with it
I'm all Abt orangutans mann I make art 😚 also I'm 20 if I like your content that has nothing to do with my content vibe it's bc I'm on my side blog
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