Am I Crazy Or Is This Poetry...

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

I’m really happy for them, congratulations 💍

Art by Matteo Moni

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

Would the Xenomorph have what it takes to become a chief stew? Also, would the Predator from Predator be able to handle the pressure of being a Bosun?

Yeah I think so. And their captain? Ripley reincarnated for the 3rd time and instead of basketball this ttime she’s just really good at maritime navigation

Now the ash dances with the snow....

Lil winter dragon stickers ♡

this is going in my slides. because. teaching is an art

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

A strawberry

Breviary; Northern Germany, 2nd half of the 15th century: Harley MS 2975, f. 73v