I Sent You Omens And All Kinds Of Signs Please Respond

they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

happy easter to helen and her egg <3 btw

"[In Sparta] is a sanctuary of Hilaeira and of Phoebe... Here there his been hung from the roof an egg tied to ribands, and they say that it is the famous egg that legend says Leda brought forth."

Pausanias, Description of Greece 3.16.1, trans. Jones

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

This boardgame is really making the rounds this week

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

am i crazy or is this poetry...

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!