The Sexiest Thing Someone Can Be Is An FBI Agent In The 90’s

this post has been ruining my life for the last week or whatever

This is my ot3 manifesto

r/suzerain is doing my fucking head in with the hatred for Monica

they got a well fleshed out character who's supportive and in love with the main character AND has her own interests. her crime is divorcing Anton when you turn into an absolute misogynistic family hating dickhead

like, let's reiterate, she doesn't divorce you out of nowhere, you need to be undermining and belittling her at every step and actively work to the detriment of the causes she cares for. which, by the way, she has every right to care for because she's the actual First Lady and that's not just a title!

to be clear, I did multiple runs of Sordland where my only antifamily decisions were 1) sacrifice family time for work in the prologue 2) not sign the WLA (for budget reasons, not ideology reasons) and she does not divorce me because outside of that, you get a ton of opportunities to be not-a-dick. even with the Benfi speech, you can double cross her to get Gloria's votes and then still resolve it diplomatically to have Monica and Cuntan Curtain Curtan Leste happy

again, this is a game where diplomacy is key, you're telling me you can be diplomatic with traitors, murderers, dictators and evil monarchs but not with your own wife?

god forbid a woman chooses the wellbeing of herself and the family in a game where you can literally dissolve people in acid and cause a nuclear war

I hate it here

oh thank god

Malta - Serving? Serving what? Serving cunt? (prophetic first impression) weird costumes, weird visuals, controversy, 15/10. mwah (diva not down. screaming.)

Georgia - the dancers did not stutter. the song spoke normally. pretty visuals tho

France - "I despise the French" sister michael, derry girls

Denmark - it's a song that you hear on the radio when you're waiting at the post office

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

eurovision turns me into a conspiracy theorist because I fully believe this shit was rigged to give Israel a win

out of context texts to my husband

something about waking up to a comment on your fic

like, while I was sleeping, someone was reading stuff I wrote

I don't know, I just have a very soft heart

love is everywhere for those with eyes to see

my pronouns are U S P (my name is Tarquin Soll and my pronouns are kiss my ass)

if there's at least one note at this post, I'll start writing a Symon Holl/OC (me) smooshin booties

"im going to sleep" aka gonna close my eyes and imagine things in my head