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ALSMP spoilers

Everyone, EVERYONE

So since Jimmy did that whole reverse-kidnapping scene

Joel's his dad canon

So now, A father and son duo with half dragon!Jimmy and full dragon!Joel

With a dad making a giant salmon bomb to kill his son lol

(It's a perfect family dynamic because honestly Shapeshifter!Lizzie AU because of how quick she dies)

Hear this, a father with a creation that killed his son. Sounds familiar??

JOEL'S ALSMP EP 8 SPOILERS

Me: danm Lizzie's next origin ain't even gonna last a full episode lmaoo

Joel: I will avenge my wife's honour

*Dies within 10 mins of being an Iceling*

*ALSMP SPOILERS*

Omg guys wth, I just realized smth😭

Lizzies deaths:

1st death: In the end/Fall into the void

2nd death: Same as first

3rd death: Killed by Lauren/An enderian

-> All related to the end,

LORE? LORE

Jimmys deaths:

1st death: Killed by Fwip

2nd death: Killed by Joel

->Killed by a player

Sausages deaths:

1st death: Fall damage

2nd death: Fall damage

->Coincidence? Well looking at Lizzies, perhaps all members will die in a similar way to their first one. Pattern? Pattern!

-> So based on the 1st death, we might be able to predict all memebers future ways to die

But hey, it's just a theory, a film theory, or is it?

Jimmy's and Joel's Afterlife SMP episode 7 spoilers!

(Also Empires spoilers)

*TALKING ABOUT CHARACTERS ONLY, NOT CCs!!!*

I was so certain it was either gonna be Scott or Sausage to kill our server's local cat jesus (based on Jimmy's streams).

https://youtu.be/KPWVMFfqG1Q

I guess Jimmy reverse kidnapping (surprise adoption!) failed lol.

Anyways theory time, sorry ya'll but I'm pumping out ideas rn. Just gotta wait until exams are over to unleash hell on this blog!!

So, in Empires, Joel has a familiar connection to both Lizzie and Jimmy (his wife and brother-in-law).

And in both their recent death on AL, he is present. So we all kinda agree on the fact, after everyones finales, Jimmy and Lizzie lost themselves and memories again, Joel basically became that "good guy goes and abandon morals" (man lost his family, friends and that big castle in like 5 minutes)

->Joel became the mad king.

How can you be a mad king without at least killing your families for unintentionally abandoning you amirite? He doesn't remember his past life but the regrets of that life transfered to this one like a sort of whisper in the back of the head that gets louder everytime

People will focus on orge!Joel but I, who still has not gotten over empires finales, will cling onto any theories of empires as long as my brain still functions