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GuuuuuuuUUuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!

YOU GUYS, I JUST WATCHED Nimona AND I AM SHOOKETH. I AM BAMBOOZLED. UTTERLY PUZZLED. NEW COMFORT MOVIE UNLOCKED. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Warnings: Spoilers ahead, mention of attempted suicide, mention of violence

Okay, okay, okay. *looks in the mirror* Calm down, Golden. You need to calm down. It's okay, you're okay. It's just a movie. It's just- HEHEHEHEHEHE!!

I went into this having low expectations. I was thinking it wasn't going to be that good, and, BOY, WAS I WRONG. I was literally crying, and usually, despite me being a crybaby and very sensitive, I don't really cry at movies—BUT THIS ONE HIT ME IN THE FEELS.

Nimona is literally me (in every aspect, yes). I was relating so hard to her, and I loved how she shape-shifted. She was such a chaotic and fun character, and I was laughing to every little thing she was doing (I am easily amused). Also, she's a nice shade of pink that pleases my eyes, and I hate pink. Love how she was animated, too. THE PART WHERE SHE WAS THAT BIG, BLACK SHADOW DRAGON?? AND SHE ALMOST STABBED HERSELF IN THE HEART??? I was dying, bro. AND THEN SHE TURNED INTO A PINK VERSION OF IT AND FLEW INTO THE LAZER?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! Then she came back, and I was like, "of course she came back, she's the main character." The plot armor went crazy, but I can't be too mad.

And, oh, my God, do NOT get me started on Ballister and Ambrosius. I WAS GIGGLING AND BLUSHING AT THEIR RELATIONSHIP THE ENTIRE TIME. RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, THEY MAKE ME HAPPY!! And not the lovers to enemies to lovers again, I ate that shit up like a fine-dining, four-course meal. Netflix COOKED with this couple. I was honestly expecting Ambrosius to be that cocky, stuck-up guy that I would despise, but NO. No, I'm in love with him. And Ballister. (Not surprising, I know. I'm very predictable.) I could take them both; not in a fight, though. (I mean, WHO SAID THAT?? WHO SAID THAT???) Please, they were so cute! The little details of them caring about one another made me melt into my seat! My weak, gay heart can only take so much!! 😭😭 And that kiss they shared at the end? Had me kicking my feet and flapping my hands like a.. like a..... I don't know, like a bird? (I'm not good with similes. Leave me alone.) AND I LOVE THE LOVER-INFLICTED INJURY?? I GOBBLED THAT UP, TOO. I WAS CRYING, BUT I WAS ALSO LIKE, "tehe. Couple goals. 🤭🤭"

Overall, 1,000/10 rating, would eat at again. I am completely normal about the gay family. 🙂🙂