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2 years ago

yes. YES.

300 years in the future and Essek has met and decided to watch over a group of young adventurers. Said group is hired to takedown a cult of ritualistic cannibals.

Young Adventurer 1: "Okay, everyone knows the plan right? Eating people is so messed up we have to stop these monsters as soon as possible."

Essek: "Agreed, and they are so uncouth in their methods. To eat right off the bone, have they no manners?"

Young Adventurer 2: "Manners? I don't think that's the issue to be focusing on."

Young Adventurer 1: "...Wait...Have...Have you eaten someone before?"

Essek: "My goodness NO! I have not EATEN anyone... I may have-ᵈʳᵃⁿᵏ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ."

Young Adventurer 3: "DRANK??! ARE YOU VAMPIRE?!!?"

Essek: "NO! It wasnt like that, one of my family would make this tea that- LOOK it was this whole thing with tea and naked hot tubs and weasels-"

Young Adventurer 2: "Is this a setup?? Are you PART of this cult we're about to walk in on??"

Essek: "NO-!

Young Adventurer 1: "Are you sure because what you just described sounds like weird cult ritual shit."

Essek: *holds up a blue pouch with an embrodered dick and cupcake on it*

"Well if you are going to be RUDE then you will not be allowed to drink my sister tonight!"

Young Adventurer 3: "Dude WHAT?!"


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2 years ago
Essek Has A 400′s Life Crisis And Goes Back On The Road With A Party Of Young Adventurers. He, Of Course,
Essek Has A 400′s Life Crisis And Goes Back On The Road With A Party Of Young Adventurers. He, Of Course,
Essek Has A 400′s Life Crisis And Goes Back On The Road With A Party Of Young Adventurers. He, Of Course,
Essek Has A 400′s Life Crisis And Goes Back On The Road With A Party Of Young Adventurers. He, Of Course,
Essek Has A 400′s Life Crisis And Goes Back On The Road With A Party Of Young Adventurers. He, Of Course,

Essek has a 400′s life crisis and goes back on the road with a party of young adventurers. He, of course, brings Caleb with him.

all credits for this amazing idea goes back to the great @flappingduster-scribbles


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2 years ago
So Many Discussions About Old Man Caleb ! I Had To Turn It Into This WWDITS Meme.
So Many Discussions About Old Man Caleb ! I Had To Turn It Into This WWDITS Meme.
So Many Discussions About Old Man Caleb ! I Had To Turn It Into This WWDITS Meme.
So Many Discussions About Old Man Caleb ! I Had To Turn It Into This WWDITS Meme.

So many discussions about old man Caleb ! I had to turn it into this WWDITS meme.

@flappingduster-scribbles ‘s shadowgast baby is in here, as well as mine.


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2 years ago
Just Finished Ep 3 Of Exandria Unlimited : Calamity. I Have Many Feelings, So I Drew This Last Night.
Just Finished Ep 3 Of Exandria Unlimited : Calamity. I Have Many Feelings, So I Drew This Last Night.
Just Finished Ep 3 Of Exandria Unlimited : Calamity. I Have Many Feelings, So I Drew This Last Night.

Just finished ep 3 of Exandria Unlimited : Calamity. I have Many Feelings, so I drew this last night. Sorry for the poor quality.

Essek is the Luxon’s champion AU is from the amazing @foxqueen-katarian ! 


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3 years ago
This Is Definitely How CR Season 3 Will Ends. I’m Calling It.
This Is Definitely How CR Season 3 Will Ends. I’m Calling It.
This Is Definitely How CR Season 3 Will Ends. I’m Calling It.
This Is Definitely How CR Season 3 Will Ends. I’m Calling It.
This Is Definitely How CR Season 3 Will Ends. I’m Calling It.

This is definitely how CR season 3 will ends. I’m calling it.

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[zzaap]

“Oh hi Schatz ! You’re back early !”

“The moon is haunted.”

“What ?”

“The moon is haunted, Caleb.”

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To all the people who asked what was written on Caleb’s book : 

“Kryn courting : so you’ve decided to date a drow, what to expect in a relationship”


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4 years ago
Happy Lesbian Day Of Visibility!! I Didn’t Know Who Else To Draw, So Here’s A Beau! I Love Each And

happy lesbian day of visibility!! i didn’t know who else to draw, so here’s a beau! i love each and every one of you, lesbians are the backbone of this community and i don’t know what we’d do without you

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨


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6 years ago
He’s Finally (finally!) Finished! Caleb In Traditional Bulgarian Clothing.

He’s finally (finally!) finished! Caleb in traditional Bulgarian clothing.


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6 years ago
Caleb In Traditional Bulgarian Clothing. I’m Having A Lot Of Fun With These!

Caleb in traditional Bulgarian clothing. I’m having a lot of fun with these!


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7 years ago
A Sketch Of Fjord, In Traditional Bulgarian Attire!

A sketch of Fjord, in traditional Bulgarian attire!


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7 years ago
Here’s Nott In A Traditional Bulgarian Dress And Headdress (maybe Jester Dressed Her)! 

Here’s Nott in a traditional Bulgarian dress and headdress (maybe Jester dressed her)! 


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2 years ago
I Saw Molly In A Dress The Other Day And I Just Thought "I Need To Draw This"

I saw molly in a dress the other day and I just thought "I need to draw this"


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Just a thought, Essek and Yasha would definitely have some wild-ass conversations about food. Once he got a bit more comfortable and started to get more open to sharing, they would find out that the drow had a lot of opinions about food. Because Essek is a fancy elf, but he’s also a drow who lives in the sundered wastes of the God War. The others think what Yasha eats is weird, but Essek thinks HOW she eats/prepares it is weird. Because the dark elves just refine under dark/wastes ingredients into fancy foods.

“Lights sake, at least fry them first.” Essek says after watching Yasha eat a cricket she just picked up out of the grass before realizing what he said, how much of a dick he sounded like, apologizing, and promptly throwing himself into dissociation for 30 minutes.

They prepare giant spider legs like they WANT to get poisoned. They need to be throughly washed and cooked at VERY high temperatures, you absolute maniac.

The Nein are worried that the two are going to actually come to blows over the proper ways to prepare Rat, and Yasha is insisting on grilling and barbecue and Essek is offended because “When I was 44 the tunnel to our hunting grounds collapsed and the chefs had to supplement all the meats they got from the Underdark with livestock and lots of Rat. They found dozens of ways to cook rat that year, and you have listed none of them! Not even a mention of any cranberry and date fillings- absurd-“

And like everyone is glad Essek’s opening up and they don’t want to put a damper on it but Yasha is actually going to kill him. But they also have no idea how to even approach these conversations at all because they have no stake the Great Fried Cricket Debate.


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