David 7 - Blog Posts

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"I'M IMOGEN :D!" written near illegibly in a robotic font. Trexel: "David. David. DAVID! AM I YOUR DAD? David. David, David- AM I YOUR DAD, David?" David 7: "NO. NO. Definitely NOT." Trexel: "DRINK WITH ME DAVID!" "HAHA! CLONES CAN'T DRINK!"

David 7: "ugh"

David 7, annoyed and at wits end of putting up with Trexel's shenanigans: "Trexel."

[Page 1/2] Speech bubble content from roughly top to bottom: Trexel off-screen, throwing a crumpled paper ball at David 7: "NYEH!" Trexel, laying on the floor: "Floor." Trexel folding their hands together, posing like a villain: "Mhm, Mhm. Now, I see where you are coming from-- --have you ever considered that you are COMPLETELY WRONG." David, disgusted at some off-screen person asking about what David thinks of Trexel: "Trexel? Eugh."

More Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. David 7: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Trexel: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Trexel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. David 7: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Trexel: Yes! IMOGEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

David 7: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Trexel: I'm a knife. Bathin, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Hartro: Trexel isn’t answering their phone Paradrak: I’ll call Hartro: David 7 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Trexel: Hello?

Hartro, banging on the door: Trexel! Open up! Trexel: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paradrak: No, they meant- David 7: Let them finish.

Hartro: Board, give me patience. Trexel: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hartro: If the Board gave me strength, you'd be dead.

David: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Trexel: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. David: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Trexel: David, they...they weren’t always orphans. David:

Trexel: David 7! My face is on fire! David 7: Trexel! Are you ok?! Trexel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. David 7: But your face is on fire. Trexel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: You're right. David 7: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Trexel: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... David 7: You would eat yourself? Trexel: I wouldn’t even question it.

Trexel: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! David 7: Really? Name one law Trexel: Don't kill people? David 7: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Trexel: I'm a reverse necromancer. David 7: Isn't that just killing people? Trexel: Ah, technicality.

Trexel: What is your biggest weakness? David 7: I can be uncooperative. Trexel: Okay, can you give me an example? David 7: No.

David 7: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Trexel: *chugs entire bottle* Trexel: It’s perfume.

David 7: Hartro, my old arch enemy. Trexel: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? David 7: I have a life outside of you, Trexel.