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Old Sport v0.1
My ass hurts 💀 I sat all day doing this and yet there so much work to do
I have to teach him how to crawl, drag windows, sit properly etc etc
Dave “I can hide five corpses in my bags under eyes” Miller
They murder toddlers. Good for them
gettin back into dsaf again so i did some doodles
This is my first attempt to post something in Tumblr, wish me luck 😀
“Do you think you’d kill for me one day?”
“Yes of course I will my darling”
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They’re so red and blue I’m so not normal about them also the quality got destroyed don’t mind that
Brave little soldier
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Au content for my returnees au, basically just a design for Steven before getting springlocked or humanized or whatever
Ancient redrawing of Steven’s human design for an equally ancient au, decided to post this here before it was lost to the wind forever
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so why do you eat doors. is there competitive door eating
I don’t rightly know in all fairness. I just know the urge came up after they replaced my original phonehead…. I think….
*benjamin stares off into the distance for a few seconds, almost seeming a bit dazed before he shakes his head and straightens up again with a spring.*
Anyways! Enough about pasts I don’t remember! If anyone is interested I would love to competitively eat doors! *he tilts his head, while it should’ve been a normal motion it just looks…off…* after all…I’m pretty sure I’d win!
Got Any Doors?
(Feel free to ignore this, back on my askblog bullshit ^^ )
got this extra delicious door right for ya! served on a silver platter!
DOOR
*Benjamin bangs his hand on the table once before his dial opens with a horrid screech and engulfs the door against all laws of nature. The dial shuts and he straightens up again*
Thanks! It has certainly been a while since I’ve had a door that good!
Got Any Doors?
(Feel free to ignore this, back on my askblog bullshit ^^ )
got this extra delicious door right for ya! served on a silver platter!
HE IS BACK
WHITE SUBURBAN DAD HENRY
New Benjamin design!
Not too different but added some stuff. This is his main outfit, maybe some asks will have different outfits but this is the main one.
Do you get annoyed by anything?
Karens….., and the government…, prying in my past
Further not much pisses me off *benjamin shrugs and continues cleaning the floor with a mop*
It’s fun! And I have issues
Besides that I’m a while lot less cursed than that other guy that eats shoes! Dude’s great!
Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
So no doors?
Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
Benjamin what would you do if i brought a hostile lizard into your restaurant?
What would you do if I did it back!
In al realness though I love lizards n stuff I probably woulda keep it! Hmmmm maybe turn it in a new attraction but then I’d feel back for the lizard.
I would definitely let it run around for a while to see what happens though!
Benjamin just stood there for a while in silence before shrugging
“Well a door is a door! Can’t complain about that, here ya have your shoes!
Do you got any loose doors laying around by any change? I’ll trade you 3 pairs o shoes
charlie proceeded too for the next 10 whole minutes have a whole ass door come out of his mouth which unhinged and shifted to make room he then held up his hands
“HERES YOUR DOOR NOW GIVE ME SOME SHOES”
you drink a cup of tea and say tuesday and water in an accent then you automatically become british
the brutish anon
I don’t think the few tea’s I drink is “qualified as actual tea” to be honest. Atleast in British standards heh. I do got some blue tea what turns purple when you add lemon though!
Besides no offense but I don’t want to be British!
Ah well that’s great to hear my good fellow, it’s been a while since I’ve snacked on something and for the posh British part..honestly I am not aware how but I do believe I’m Colins soul….which is very confusing as the boys says..”groovy” am I saying that right? Groovy?
-Craig who was made Colin’s soul and posh British for fun
So kinda like blackjack? That’s pretty interesting though.
I’m aware on how to separate the soul and body but not how you could mend it if that’s possible. Hmm I probably shouldn’t look into it because I already went kinda far..
But no idea bout the groovy part! I’m not British nor I live there
Hello there
-Craig the now british scuttler
Hello there! Haven’t seen you in a while,….. I was just cleaning some stuff! In the dumpster there may be a limb you can eat or something, I don’t really check them though, not my job.
How’d you turn British though???!