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Going on a small rant but Tuffnut and Ruffnut aren't as dumb as they make people think?? They worship Loki, it's been confirmed, and he was smart. They think out their plans, and know more languages than no one! They're tricking people into believing they're stupid because that's what loki would have done :3

Snotnuts. The trio ever. They don’t know anything

Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

Since y'all like my sister so much, considering my last post about her, I'm gonna just list the supposed girly-pops here, as told by her (buckle up, this is long):

Dagur

Heather

Astrid

A chicken wing??

Chicken

Stormfly

Windshear

Meatlug (sorta)

Tuff

Ruff

Hiccup

Stoick

Valka

Toothless

Shattermaster

Snotlout

Fishlegs

Gothi

Barf and Belch

Deathsong

Snow wraith (specifically the one that bit Gothi)

Gobber (Hiccup's grandpa?? She says)

"All of them are pretty princesses"

Scuttleclaws

Fireworm Queen

The Shellfire ("Some girls be forced to do stuff✨️")

The giant screaming eels

I love these so much!

some rumors i like to believe the twins spread around berk, starting from most normal and getting progressively more and more weird:

snotlout wears heels to make himself taller

fishlegs didn’t write his dragon cards. they just appeared one day

hiccup is a lycanwing

stoicks hair is red from the blood of his enemies

ruffnut doesn’t cut her hair, she just eats it when it gets too long (spread by tuff)

tuffnut has sexual relations with sheep (spread by ruff)

bucket’s bucket that he wears on his head was the very bucket he was born in

mala pegs dagur (no one knows if this is true or not, including the twins)

stoick is actually two very skinny haddocks in a trenchcoat

gobber’s dragon is actually just a really big toad

hiccup meows like a cat when he gets excited

snotlout’s middle name is *cue every single name that starts with a g except for gary*

astrid made up heather to make it seem like she has more friends and everyone else just went along with it (this was the first and only rumor the twins ever spread about astrid)

ruffnut single handedly took down a whole camp of hunters (spread by ruff)

snotlout has to sleep in someone else’s room when there’s a storm (this one’s actually true)

tuffnut beat the scourge of odin three times with no antidote (spread by tuff)

gobber didn’t actually lose his hand and foot, they’re just really small and inside of the hook/peg leg

ruffnut is actually tuffnut, and tuffnut is actually ruffnut, they were switched at birth (the twins didn’t spread this one, they have no clue who did) (it was fishlegs)

fanghook is actually a girl and gustav just uses masculine terminology for her to be more like snotlout

hiccup got eaten by a dragon as a child and that’s why he’s like this

tuffnuts shoved the entire dragon eye up his ass

dagur IS oswald the agreeable, he just needed a way to cover up the fact that he doesn’t age

feel free to add more if you think of any!!