I HATE THIS MOOSE - Blog Posts

I hate the apple moose emoji so much because for some reason they wanted to do a super ultra modern dramatic shading which looks extremely uncanny but whatever let’s give apple the benefit of the doubt, maybe they just want to make a realistic emoji of a moose but guess what they made the moose’s stupid little eyes in the same style as every other apple emoji critter. But I’m not complaining about the eyes because it looks normal on almost every single one of apple’s emoji critters but the moose wants to have their cake and eat it too apparently because it wants to have hyper-realistic shading AND the stupid little eyes. YOU CANT HAVE BOTH MOOSE. So if Steve Jobs or whoever is running this company sees this just know you possibly made the worst emoji known to mankind