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Random dream I had about Arcane:

Victor gets pulled over by the cops because he was Swerving (don't ask how cars exist they just do)

Cop-get out of the car and take 10 steps in a line.

Victor grabbing his cane and getting out of the car.

Cop-what is that?

Victor-its my cane. I need it to walk.

Cop-right, uh, say the alphabet backward.

Victor-I'm dyslexic.

Cop-fine, I'll use abreathalyzer

Victor-oh, no need. I'm drunk.

Cop-!?!?!?!?

victer gets back in the car and drives away.

Cop-?!?!?!?!

Idk why my brain made this, but it did, and I thought I should share (sorry if this makes no sense. It's a transcription of a weird dream made at 5 a.m.)

~ Pomefiore Incorrect Quotes ~

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Epel, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Vil: Tea.

Epel: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Vil: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Rook: Even better!

Vil: What the fuck did you-

Rook: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Epel: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Vil: You're welcome.

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Epel: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Epel: An apple a day can also keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Epel: You're alive.

Vil: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Vil: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Vil: Oh god, you have Epel

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Epel: And now for a gay update with Rook.

Rook: Getting gayer.

Epel: Thank you, Rook.

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Epel: Quacking in my boobs over this

Epel: QUAKING*

Epel: BOOTS* FUCKER.

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Epel, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Vil: Yeah, Vil will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Epel: Exactly, I will straight up-

Epel:

Epel, tearing up: Vil, why would you say that?!

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Vil: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Epel: Do you make any other kind?

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Another One Done! Yay!! Btw, do you think I should and write headcannons, x reader, etc? I wanna try, maybe.

~ Scarabia Incorrect Quotes ~

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*While waiting outside the principal’s office* Jamil: What are you in for? Kalim: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Jamil: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Kalim: Kalim: Kalim: We live very different lives. Jamil: Yes we do.

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Kalim: So you like cats? Jamil: Yeah. Kalim: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Kalim: What are you eating? Jamil: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Kalim: I like you, don't I?

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Kalim: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated. Jamil: You once said that about an orange. Kalim: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.

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Jamil: Is something burning? Kalim: My burning love for you of course! Jamil: … Kalim: … Kalim: And the kitchen is on fire…

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Kalim: Jamil is playing hard to get. Kalim: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Jamil: You have Crayons? Kalim: Yes, I have— Jamil: You're— how old are you? Kalim: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Jamil: Don't go to the kitchen. Kalim: Why? Jamil: I saw a spider. Kalim: Well, did you kill it? Jamil: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Jamil: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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Kalim: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Jamil: And you came to me?

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Hey I've been gone for a while, I've been busy playing Genshin Impact & moving. But I'm back now!!

Yuu : Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Azul : I’m a capitalist.

Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? 

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. 

Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits. 

Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)

(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao

Cleves: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Kitty.

Cleves:

Cleves: Kitty, put your hand down.