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*bang chan sending a long paragraph describing his never ending love for stay*

lee know, probably : I want to haunt you all.

Chan’s the type of person that’d call you up at 3 am because he missed your voice.

Minho would call you up at 3 am to scare the sh!t out of you.

chan: I’ve been getting random little post it notes that are really sweet

chan: I already know it’s Minho

changbin: how??

chan: who else would say “have a great day or else…” with little knives????

Stray Kids as things my friends have said

after an exam

jisung: my brain fell down

jisung: then i had to pick it up

jisung: then i had to put sense in it

jisung: then i had to put intellectualness in it.

jisung: i still didn't get my answers correct.

READ THIS IN ORDER TO SLEEP PEACEFULLY

have the sweetest dreams y’all and stream double knot.

~ love from me and our tiny big boi hyunjin

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DOUBLE KNOT SLAPS

sleep on beds, not stray kids.

thank you

Dandy Seungmin in the building. 😂

Minho, striding into the dorms: Good morning Gays!

Chan: I think you mean guys,

Minho: Not at all. Who wants breakfast?

Hyunjin: You know what? I think I'm getting really good at taking constructive criticism.

Chan: Oh that's cool! So about your dancing earlier—

Hyunjin: *already crying* Go ahead,

*playing Among Us*

Hyunjin: I like your pet Jisung

Jisung: Thank you

Jisung: Kiss me

(it's all fun and games until you learn that this actually happened to me)

felix: you often use humor to deflect trauma

chris: thank you

felix: i didn’t say that was a good thing

chris: what i’m hearing is, you think i’m funny

Changbin: I’ll strangle you

Seungmin: You aren’t tall

Changbin: You’ve sunk low enough to reach

Minho: Truth or dare?

Chris: [exasperated] truth.

Minho: do you want to kiss me?

Chris: dare.

Minho, leaning in: I dare you to kiss me

Chris: never have I ever-

Minho: THATS NOT THE GAME

Minho: what are my pronouns?

none. don’t refer to me. even better, don’t perceive me. I’m not even here.

chris: finish the saying :

‘sticks and stones may break my bones’

hyunjin, who only listened to this song bc felix made him: but chains and whips excite me

Chan: you hit a toddler!

Minho: [shrugging] equal rights, equal fights

baby: [is crying]

Chan: *awkwardly picks up baby* it’s okay... you’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older

jeongin:

Jeongin: hyung are you ok

Minho: Chan do you ever want to talk about your feelings?

Chan: No

Felix: I do

Minho: I know Felix

Felix: I’m sad

Minho: I know Felix

Felix: My hand toes hurt :(

Chan: Your WHAT

Felix: Hand toes? What’s the Korean word for it?

Seungmin: *wheezing intensifies*

Felix: I have a Black Belt.

Seungmin: In karate?

Felix: From Gucci

Changbin, leaving the room: That’s it! I’m not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.

Minho: Mars is not a planet.

Changbin: How the hell is Mars not a planet?!

Chan holding a gun to Felix: Tell me the name of god you freckled piece of sh*t

Felix: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Chan cocking the gun with tears streaming down his face: I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU!

Felix: I’m awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I’m so happy to be alive!

Chan: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days. I can smell sounds. Somebody kill me.

Chan: What are you, 12?!

Jisung: On a scale of 1 to 10, yes

HAPPY JISUNG DAY

Chanlix: Felix may be an idiot, but he’s MY idiot.

Seunglix: We’re BOTH idiots

Felix: Music is just wiggling air.

Chan: Don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.

Felix, sitting down with Changbin:

You like Chan, right? Well I have something to tell you.

Changbin: Yeah, he’s a good friend!

Felix: So you don’t want Chan to die, and I don’t want Chan to die. So, let’s work together so that Chan doesn’t want Chan to die

Jeongin: My demons are chasing me, and they’re Naruto running-

*jeongin, trying to solve a crossword puzzle*

Jeongin: What’s a seven to eight-letter word for disappointment?

[Minho passing by]

Minho: Seungmin.