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I'm gonna sneak my way into a very disconnected group of white cishet male homeowners and slowly gain their trust just to eventually convince each and every one of them that the term "homo" is short for homeowner

Can someone please explain to me what a "pro ship" is. I've seen multiple rules against it in different communities, but I have no actual idea what it is. Thx

Why must my dog hurt me with his little electric body

I read this with an accent

My reason for doing anything, including existing in general, will always be "for the funnies"

This is why I'm wanted in Brazil

Does anyone remember Monkey Quest? Please I need this

I don't understand how someone could spend an entire carride explaining to someone else how they need to be more independent, and then proceed to get mad when that person ignores them when they try to butt in EVERY PHONE CONVERSATION AS IF IM JUST TALKING TO THEM AND NOT THE PERSON ON THE PHONE

Honestly, Trolls continues to be the most ballsy movie that's come out in the last decade. Not the second, third, or gay one. No. The first. The ORIGINAL. All for one line

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No way this motherfucker just sent me a link to a music app with NFTs in their pics and a 3.4 rating. Insane. Reveal yourself coward and face me like the crypto slut you are!

(Image not mine/credit is in the picture itself, plz go see their social)

This ship is just Electro Swing. Prove me wrong. This is literally just my middle school playlist.

P.s. I DONT SHIP THEM!!! I don't ship ANYONE with Alastor for obvious reasons, and no one with Vox cuz I don't care enough.