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The first Always!AU Fic is finally out

Or at least half a chapter-

And with that I got anxious and already made a drawing based on the chapter that is still halfway through. Oh no, two drawings, not just one.

Look how cute baby Bruce and baby Kate are <<33333

The fic

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How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths

Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play

Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later

Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins

Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together

Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls

Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it

What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels

What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye

What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother

What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back

What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important

What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?

What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"

What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too

i have a problem called falling in love with red headed girls

Girl time

Can people stop making Damian homophobic just because he's the "brat" child?

His best friends are bi and ace his aunt is a lesbian and his adopted brother is also bi. Some of the people Damian loves the most are LGBTQIA.

Damian was such a good ally to Jon during DC pride 2022- he was ready to fight homophobes in the parade! Mostly because he wanted to fight in general but still he was ready to kick homophobic asses. Very ally of him if you ask me.

Stop with the homophobic Damian jokes, if anything Damian would dislike everyone equally and not because of who they are.

In my eyes this take on him is a very poor understanding of Damian's character.

Edit: It might be just me but I saw "jokes" that made Damian homophobic, especially towards Tim, and it just makes me irrationally mad.

Edit 2: sorry to the arrow fam fans for mentioning Connor, I know the 2021 is a poor interpretation of him and not very in character. It's still canon, and the pride issue was nice.

I have mentioned in my previous post how everyone related to the biological bat family is Jewish, but I need to talk a moment about Damian Wayne's aunts.

Because this boy has 5 Jewish aunts. And not just from Bruce's side.

Let's review them, alright?

1. One of the most famous out of them, Kate Kane aka Batwoman. The Jewish icon and Bruce's cousin. (Once removed or-something still counts!)

2. Beth Kane or Red Alice, Kate's twin. She's his aunt as well, the same as Kate.

3. Bette Kane, aka flamebird, another cousin of Bruce. Also shares the same Jewish blood.

Just wait, now is the more interesting part I've been waiting for:

4. Nyssa Raatco. (Very different from the Arrowverse version).

Talia's older sister. Daughter of Ra's Al Ghul and her Jewish mom. A badass Jewish Arab assassin, and one of my favorite Jewish aunts of Damian.

And the last one might be more controversial, because I know she's *technically* not family but still

Harey Quinn is the 5 Jewish aunt of Damian I'LL DIE DEFENDING IT.

My source?

AUNTIE QUINN!?!!

DC fans don't get mad at me I know Harley is not batfamily I just think she's an aunt figure to Damian. She's not part of the whole batfam, she's his aunt exclusively. She's Damian's fifth Jewish aunt fight me.

Yap I'll see myself out 🚪←🏃

Some people might remember that Bruce is Jewish, but I don't think people realize to *what level* this whole family is Jewish.

Looking only at the *blood related family members*, Thomas was canonically the only one that was actually Christian (not counting au version of family members I'm talking only about the current main universe versions).

Thomas was Christian.

Martha? Jewish

Hence Bruce- also Jewish.

The grandparents? Also Jewish.

Bruce's uncle (Martha's brother) Jacob (Kate and Beth's dad) was Jewish as well.

Jacob's wife and Bruce's aunt Gabi was also Jewish.

Bruce's twin cousins Kate and Beth? Jewish.

Another cousin of Bruce that her dad was also from the same parents of Martha and Jacob (hence he was also Jewish), aka bette? Also biologically Jewish.

Damian? The son of Bruce (Jewish) and Talia (Muslim) is both of his parents child so he doesn't have a Christian bone in his body. He's the farthest from Christian there is.

Even Helena Wayne the daughter of Bruce is also biologically Jewish.

THIS WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT THOMAS IS JEWISH.

Have a fun day digesting that.

Red Alice (Aka Alice Aka Beth Kane) and Harley Quinn should meet. They would be best friends!

Archive has failed to give me what I want so I'm throwing it all on you.

Jewish Blonde maniac crime boss super villain that is not so evil of Gotham. They are both crazy and they would be best friends!

The comics writers has something against showing Alice anywhere outside of Batwoman (she's not just her tween she's her own person!!). Or just remembering she exists at all most of the time.

Also... It would be funny if Jason and Alice/ Beth would meet. They are legally family, they both legally died and then became the largest crime lord of Gotham for a period of time until they became more the anti-hero/ anti-villain type with a questionable moral code.

It would be funny to see an interaction of them meeting and talking about it what it's like to die and come back as a crime lord of Gotham 😂😂

But yeah first of all mainly Harley and Alice are the ones that I want they'll meet.

Insane Jewish blonde villains of Gotham that were tortured by a psychopath to become what they are.

(Actually we don't know what happened to Beth since the moment she was kidnapped in the comics so I'll assume something similar to the Arrowverse has happened to her because we have no information (it's driving me crazy we don't know what happened to her)).

Harley and Alice would be bff. They are so alike, please someone go write that fanfic.

In general I need fanfics about Beth/ Alice. Desperately.

She's such a great character with so much potential.

My English is not great I'm not a native speaker so sorry if I have typos and mistakes.

I can really see Alice (Aka Alice Kane, Beth Kane, Aka red Alice) having a tea party on her own grave. It's just the sort of nonsense stupid shit she would do.

She would find her grave very amusing and would use that to taunt Kate.

Just imagine, Alice, on her own grave, having a tea party. And Kate yelling at her wtf why do you do that leave your grave alone.

Alice: but I love to come here and see how much you cared about me when I was gone!

Alice would have an unhealthy obsession with her grave and the fact that they were broken after her and would use that to tease her family.

I just want Alice having a tea party on her own grave

Can someone write that fanfic?