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Let's smoke cigarettes and look at the sun
I was exploring my ibis paint and I found this
wtf are these, y did I make la Squadra crayon song- WHY DO THESE THREE LOWKEY SLAY (don’t mind the victim behind formaggio)
Incorrect quotes with la squadra
not proof read or spell checked, we die like men
y/n:what time is it?
Formaggio:idk let me check ‘pickups trumpet and starts playing it”
Ghiaccio from upstairs: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 5 IN THE MORNING?!
Formaggio: it's 5 :)
Melone:you know that's gonna kill your guys eventually right?
Risotto puring another glass of whisky: that's the point
Prosciutto:we are trying to speed up the process
y/n:’nods while eating raw cookie dough’
Ghiaccio: Anyone wanna start a possibly friendship shattering fight?
Y/n: centaurs have six limbs meaning they are insects
Ghiaccio: i was joking but now you've crossed the line
risotto: Time for plan G.
prosciutto: Don’t you mean plan B?
risotto: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
prosciutto: What about plan D?
formaggio: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
prosciutto: What about plan E?
risotto: I’m hoping not to use it. y/n dies in planE.
ghiaccio: I like plan E.
*The squad right before y/n 's wedding*
risotto: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
prosciutto: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
pesci: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
illuso: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
melone, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
ghiachio:FUCK I HAVE A WEDDING I HAVE TO GET MARRIED AT
y/n: How many kids do you have?
melone: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
y/n: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
ghiaccio: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
illuso: What do you think y/n will do for a distraction?
formaggio: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
formaggio: ... or they could do that.
y/n: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
illuso: You were flirting with risotto.
y/n: So what? He's my partner.
illuso: You asked him if he was single.
y/n:
illuso: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
fun fact of the post: me and my friends dressed as the main vento aureo gang for the animation release
Melone but with an actual Carnevale outfit ;)
He's arguing with a 17 year-old with a stand that can kill with a Chinese zodiac sign😂
Vocal percussion on a whole ‘nother level….
They would do this. They really would. Formaggio would be the one to memorize it first.
Inspired by this post by @abri-chan
Vocal percussion on a whole ‘nother level….
They would do this. They really would. Formaggio would be the one to memorize it first.
Inspired by this post by @abri-chan
While watching this, I could just imagine Narancia (Johnny) buying lots of chips, sodas, and a bottle of wine (for Abbacchio) and place them on the check-out conveyer belt while Ghiaccio (Lenny) & Prosciutto (manager) frustratingly urge him to go to Melone's lane because he has more than 10 items.
Nobody wants to go to Melone's (Russ) check out lane even though he's being nice to the customers, but he really want some DNA samples. Doppio doesn't mind taking their time while he's using a pillow as a phone. Diavolo on the other hand immediately takes over and angrily refuse Melone's offer to scan their items. Later on he gets irritated at Narancia's 'sponsor ad' to the point he messed up his line and got dragged away into another death loop by GER while Giorno's theme plays in the background. Trish shows up in the set to be his replacement.
Ghiaccio needs a break so Pesci (Brock) takes over his shift. He was overwhelmed with all the items Narancia put in that he refuses to scan all of them. So Prosciutto tells him to close the check out lane. Melone followed Prosciutto into his office while Narancia puts all the items back into the cart and walks away. Pesci reopens the lane for Trish and got screwed by Narancia's Aerosmith after hearing a scan beep.
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((pls open for quality))
look how they massacred my boy 😭😭
i saw those la squadra headcanon arts people were doing and im probably a bit late but here is something i made
