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*Drew and Malcolm eating gummy worms together while watching a movie on an illegal website*
Connor: Are you two fucking serious?!
Malcom: What?
Connor: SHE WAS CHASING YOU WITH A KNIFE JUST NOW!!
Malcom : *Sitting in the corner rocking back and fort contemplating his whole life*
Annabeth : What happened to him?
Connor : Drew told him that he was built like an improper fraction
Annabeth : Dam-
I've always loved these two as characters but now you made me love them as a pair 😂
malcolm: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.' drew, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.' malcolm: Now that's a threat! connor, covering their own ears: *horrified silence*