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Voyager stuff
the food situation on voyager is so fucking dire compared to every other star trek series like their chef is cooking for a bunch of alien species he’s never encountered before and has no idea what their palates are like so he’s just throwing shit at a wall and hoping it sticks, they can barely use the replicators, and they can’t even go over to the captain’s quarters for a nice homecooked crew meal because unlike every other starfleet captain she’s so bad at cooking she can burn replicated water. that’s the real horror of the show tbh
nothing provides more relief then finding out that Tuvix isn't the ship tuvok x neelix that is somehow popular enough that everyone talks about, but is instead an episode demonstrating that everything that includes neelix ends up being horrible.
i watch voyager w both of my parents bc it's my mom's favorite but like, my father and i fucking HATE neelix. it's on SIGHT. that episode where his lungs got stolen was so fucking funny, they should do it again. "sir his lungs are gone" and they should keep it that way. i think we once went through an entire episode making jokes about him literally eating shit (i can't remember why). we simultaneously groan when he comes on screen. if i had a spark of hope left in my heart i would pray to the star trek gods (threshold lizard babies) to strike him down but sadly being forced to see neelix every episode has snuffed out all positive emotions i had left. if i got to go to 1 (one) fictional universe it would be star trek voyager so i can kick him in the balls.