Peasant - Blog Posts

string-is-a-crow

2 years ago

that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

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hyperpop chicken peasant

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popadoodledoo

5 years ago

A portrait of Sir Singalot, posted for all you peasants who don't know what real royalty looks like.

-Roman

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sketch drawing thomas sanders creativity sketches sanders sides roman sanders 🐇.royalty royal peasant

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

[medieval times]

teenage villager: *sends letter through carrier pigeon to a friend*

friend: *doesn’t respond*

teenage villager: i hate being left on delivered

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lol funny meme shitpost wow textpost WHAT IS THIS teenagers wtf am i doing shitty post old timey peasant old days

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nose235678

4 months ago

Why am I crying laughing in a Wegman’s?

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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funny medieval peasant i never feel closer to medieval peasants than when i eat a meal of apple and cheese (<- revised gluten free version (used to be cheese and bread)) the nuts are a recent addition but still very medieval feeling and dried fruits???? oh babey now that's not just an after dinner snack that's a whole entire meal medieval peasant why am I crying laughing in a Wegman’s?

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